beachcryptid
[work bitching]
patient: rings up and demands to speak to me -> proceeds to have epic meltdown panic fit over daughter loosing hair despite having been told about a month ago that kid has a small alopecia bald spot that will grow back naturally
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me: so like....has it gotten worse or...?
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patient in hysterically tears: demands to know if daughter is going permanently bald
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me: for starters I HAVEN'T SEEN HER FOR A MONTH and for seconds, I already told you no??? Just make an appointment like a normal person
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me thinking: she's probably loosing hair because of the stress of dealing with you
Ghoulfish
beachcryptid
Ghoulfish : why are people
Ghoulfish
people are dumb
beachcryptid
truth
Ghoulfish
XD
beachcryptid
me at work forever:
Ghoulfish
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<3
Ghoulfish
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aglovale ⚔
GOD
beachcryptid
aglovale ⚔ : SAVE ME
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RESCUES IMMEDIATELY
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MY HERO /SWOONS
delatour
Ah, parents.
beachcryptid
delatour : /leans against
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
Lofwyr
But doctors can see through the phone!!!! Why do you guys always deny this superpower
beachcryptid
ilu all
Ghoulfish
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
what do you mean you don't know everything?? how dare, everyone knows doctors and librarians know everything!
beachcryptid
XD
silent stars
Narwa's right, doctors have the magical power to see through the phone! Jut like librarians have the ability to read books by seeing through their covers! Claim your own powers!!!
beachcryptid
pft
andalite!
oh no her haaaaaaaiiiiir
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
I respect the hair panic. I don't respect the stupid.
beachcryptid
XD
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