
Alterz
So I planned out this fanfic to have unevenly sized chapters, that's fine, I expected it, it was planned for, but, uh

Alterz
Chapter 1: 1242 words

Alterz
Chapter 2: 231 words

Alterz
Chapter 3, 1 scene short of complete: 4444 words

Alterz
Or, to put this another way, 14/17 pages are in chapter 3.

Alterz
...... so do I break this up into two chapters or

Charlie
DID YOU DO THAT THIRD CHAPTER ON PURPOSE LMAO ASSHOLE

Charlie
oh wait it’s not complete

Charlie
you need four chapters just for the number 4 now

Alterz
lol no i didn't even know the length til I was making this post

Alterz
who do you take me for, plato?

Alterz
this ain't no the republic

Alterz
though actually i did want it to be fish-shaped so maybe i'm getting a little esoteric

Charlie
he was introduce in chapter 44 so you gotta do it for canon compliance

Alterz
omg was he really

Alterz
fantastic

Alterz
4 chapters it is

Alterz
oh god now i have to figure out another chapter title ughhhhhhhhhh

Danainai
just call it the number 4. done

Alterz
See the other chapters have titles because I decided to do that thing everyone else does and use song lyrics and I don't want to get rid of them.

Danainai
nice

Morty
You could title it, “fuck you, it’s poignant”? Not a song lyric tho.

TheQuietOne
I will write that song

Thyme_Traveler
whoopsie