Me: A Memoir

I am so fucking tired. Like this morning at 3:30, I woke up bc I had to use the bathroom but because the past three nights, the dog woke up at the same time to pee on the carpet without trying to wake me to take him out or anything, after I went, I took him out. He didn't go bc he hates the rain.

No sooner do we get in the house than does he pop a squat and pee on the floor.

This is every morning this week so far, between 3 and 5am when I have to be up at 5:30 for work

So I'm fucking exhausted. I can't get him into the vet until tomorrow afternoon butt he IS going even if it's just for them to tell me I owe them $500 to tell me he's fucking fine and he's just a shithead. I need to rule out medical before I lose my actual shit on this freaking dog

I love him but oh my GOD I feel like I'm going to fall over. The yucky weather ain't helping.

fucking mood