I thought my package might have arrived. I stuck my head out the door to get a better look at the porch and something bopped me on the head. I look down at the doormat and see a rather large spider struggling frantically to be anywhere else. I'm convinced it is what bopped me. I'm going to scream forever.

OMG NO That's the worst

SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM

i am 100% that spider was doing the equivalent of 'SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SORRY SHIT SHIT' and screaming as well

imagine falling hundreds of feet and bouncing off the skull of a giant LMAO

also i feel u and ur terror tho

Oh yeah, this spider was wigging. That's why I'm pretty sure it's what hit me. But, I didn't hurt it. I left it where it was. It was outside on the porch after all and not inside to bother us. I just closed the door.

bless

good spider juju to u