[Cat] Unforeseen problems caused by basement living: my cat, having been kept away from the kitchen for two years, has absolutely no awareness of the fact that human food also comes in cans.

I started to make soup and he ran across the apartment, tripped on a shelf, pulled his harness partially off on some furniture, then stood in the kitchen, where he proceeded to politely but insistently inquire about where I put his food.

Wrong animal, but still...

Aster baby

Rusty knows and he still comes running, so you may be doomed now.