sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
in the interest of not feeling constantly bogged down so I can move forward after my hiatus I'm dropping super old hunk stuff. I've tagged all the new stuff I have with him, lmk if you want him somewhere
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Otherwise I'll just hunt down new CR for him to tag into or something
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
brushes off account dust
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
are you dropping the trio threads?
💀 BONE DADDY
THE GOLDEN SON
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
yeah they're super old. I'd really rather focus on new stuff, tho I'm happy to talk out where those would've gone
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
just a good boy watering his pokemon and trying to keep everyone from ruining his kitchen
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
okay cool cool
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
i need moar lance in my inbox tho I wanna do something
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
solo lance/hunk cr would be delicious since I have a hunk/pidge thing going too
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
got any ideas for something?
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i think i wrote some ideas down somewhere buti gotta find them
💀 BONE DADDY
the spice pun labels totally happened btw
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Lance anxious about Pidge stuff? Just talky in general and needs Hunk to hold him while he's a wiggly noodle? Hunk is very zen
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
lksdjflskdjf god
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Did Lance do it or Shiro
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
or both
💀 BONE DADDY
im game for both if cheska is
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i am!
💀 BONE DADDY
tag team!!1
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
omg
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
y'all
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Hunk is going to be confused
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
then incredibly tickled
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
also i remember once i asked if lance could ask hunk to try and attempt one of his mom's recipes? i know you didnt want hunk to be the cook or anything but i guess now that lance is home with barely getting to spend time with his fam he might be extrahomeseick
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
...extra homesick
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
then lance is going to get tickled
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
idk what that typing was
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
I am also super down for that!!
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i seriously had a list but i cant find it ugh
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Hunk would be SO TOUCHED
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
its hiding from you because it could be useful right now
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
and that's how this shit works
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i'll throw something in hunk's box tomorrow
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
yaaaay c:
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
they all also have to have the Talk
💀 BONE DADDY
oh i should too
💀 BONE DADDY
for Reasons
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
uh oh spaghetti os
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
The Talk
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
sorry hunk that lance is Bad at Feelings and forgot to tell you he died like a year ago
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
g o d
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Hunk is gonna have a Feeling about that
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
"Where was I?? Why didn't I help you??"
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
"You were in your Lion."
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
"Also you were busy fixing those plates before it was too late, but that's okay."
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
"Why wasn't I with you? Someone should have been with you! I should have been there!"
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
"Dude plates can wait. I can eat on napkins, man"
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
No the planet's plates! The planet's armor. AND SPACE JESUS I MEAN ALLURA BROUGHT ME BACK. CAN WE TALK ABOUT OTHER THINGS NOW? LIKE DOING IT?"
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
"... Allura can bring people back to LIFE?"
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
"uh... i thought you knew this? with shiro? pidge didnt tell you?"
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
NO ONE COMMUNICATES IN THIS HOUSE
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
"W H A T"
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
"PIDGE DIED TOO??"
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
"AND SHIRO?"
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
"NO HUNK NO GOD JUST... CAN WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT?"
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
too late he's already crying
💀 BONE DADDY
"hey guys want some-- "
...
" "
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
lkklklk;
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
"SHIRO DID YOU DIE"
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
shiro: I should go
💀 BONE DADDY
HE DOESN'T THINK SO???
💀 BONE DADDY
no one told him about it (because he didn't want to know)
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
lance just flails his skinny arms around because all he came here for was sex
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
kjhkjhkjl
💀 BONE DADDY
gonna throw u a thing tomorrow
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