So I forgot to mention I sorta kinda got my self a boyfriend

Oh, do tell more!

It feels a little weird cause he is 22 and I'm 36 and he is the eldest son of one of my friends >.<

At least you didn't have to build him from a kit or something.

True. I have a theory that die to the domestic violence I suffered when I was a child my mental age is closer to his than mine.