( work ) emailing the military is the fucking worst. they don't read my goddamn emails.

me: i need my client's records.
military: you need to go to the board of corrections for naval records, not us, because this incident happened over 15 years ago.
me: i'm not applying for anything, i just need his records.
military: you need to go to the board of corrections for naval records, not us, because this incident happened over 15 years ago.

me: DO YOU READ!!!!!!!

i swear to god lmao