What did I miss?
☙ ιχαιχ ❧
I live! Holy crap what a past couple of days. Lots of fun but oh my gosh. What did I miss?
What did I miss?
☙ ιχαιχ ❧
Beyond Erik refusing to do the normal thing and just ask Tony for help rather than buying him.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
No. That will never work.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Buy him.
☙ ιχαιχ ❧
What makes you think Kurt has anywhere near enough to buy a date with Tony Stark?
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
You don't have to outbid Tony Stark. Just people who want to buy Tony Stark. You have more friends than Erik; get some people to go in.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
This plan is fool proof.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
But you're the lynchpin, Wagner.
☙ ιχαιχ ❧
...Erik. This. This is madness. THERE ARE SIMPLER WAYS
☙ ιχαιχ ❧
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Don't be ridiculous.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
This is a great plan.
☙ ιχαιχ ❧
hellacopacetic Your husband is trying to buy dates with other men
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
SHE CAN'T KNOW.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
That's why you're doing the bidding.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Keep it on the downlow.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Shhhhhhhhh
𝒢𝓊𝓃𝓈𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇
Erik. Is there anything you'd like to tell her? Hmmmmmmm?
☙ ιχαιχ ❧
Please don't drag Kurt into this. Or make him look creepy in front of Tony Stark.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
JUST BID ON HIM. The programme says 'platonic'.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Erik will go persuade an ATM if he has to if you don't have enough cash.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
hellacopacetic: What? NO. No. Why do you ask?
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Platonic and 'scientific' are the same, right?
☙ ιχαιχ ❧
DON'T STEAL oh my gosh fine he'll bid once. Once.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
As long as it's the highest bid. Otherwise you'll have to bid some more.
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