

Jessie
Fitz at the event plotting post


Jessie
IT'S SO MEATY (literally, in places)

Jessie
I want to run up to every prompt and just touch it gently

Jessie
though I hope I'm not the only person who read the bug prompt and just pictured this
Covered With Scorpions

Jessie
I can't hear about invasive flesh-eating demon bugs without going "oh like the Morlocks episode"

Jessie
also: flesh-eating demon bugs doubles as a sweet event that encourages hand-holding and emotional connections? This is everything I wanted from a game

Jessie
the only way to stop suffering is to connect with someone it's so nice ;-;

Jessie
I also appreciate how a collection of nerdy roleplayers found out about a library and are exponentially more interested in it

Jessie
we COULD all send our characters to the sex den BUT THERE'S A LIBRARY

Jessie
WHICH PART WAS @-ing YOU

venice bitch
LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN

venice bitch
the library part

Jessie
I did a lot of rambling

venice bitch
so stop it

Jessie
OH THAT look I feel the same way about libraries /VAGUELY GESTURES TO OFFLINE

Jessie
I just think it's funny to scroll past all those comments like "SO THAT LIBRARY"

venice bitch
i would pay good money to go to a library in hell, ijs

Jessie
can you imagine what their rare books division is like?


venice bitch
like heaven


venice bitch
on the bright side, whoever i pinged hasn't logged in in 8 years, so i think we're good lmao

Jessie
can you imagine what a rare books division would be like in heaven

Jessie
like in hell there's probably all kinds of gross bookworm shit happening

Jessie
but in heaven? NO NEED FOR FOAMS BECAUSE THE TEXTS ARE PRISTINE

venice bitch
every book in heaven puffs out a soft cloud to sit on

Jessie


venice bitch
lol there needs to be a heaven event now

venice bitch
but heaven that's fucked up

Jessie
Sitting here rn just like "ok 5 and a half hours cool cool BE CHILL ABOUT IT"

Jessie
I'm not hype you are =X