beachcryptid
[rp] very weird things discovered in psls about maglor: he is apparently a pajama snob
Ghoulfish
loooool
ʝєss
XD
ʝєss
“Ugh, plaid”
beachcryptid
(LOL) he apparently likes soft pjs and has a weakness for merino
ʝєss
Lmao
beachcryptid
he is getting into an argument over appropriate bedwear i cant even
ʝєss
ʝєss
Finrod is gonna make fun of him
beachcryptid
looooooool
beachcryptid
plz do
ʝєss
even though he is not much different
beachcryptid
XD
ʝєss
So Mags, what is appropriate bedwear?
𝓐𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓪
I was going to say, I've never thought about it, but now that I do, I'm pretty sure Galadriel is also a pj snob
𝓐𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓪
...I mean, she's just a clothes snob in general
beachcryptid
XD he says "merino is best, flannel is nice and warm, cotton is ok"
ʝєss
But Maglor’s real clothes are borderline hobo almost always so it’s even funnier
beachcryptid
sp basically i think he likes to be warm at night XD
beachcryptid
ʝєss : yes!
𝓐𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓪
(LOL)
𝓐𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓪
That explains the warm thing
ʝєss
You know what else is warm polar bear
𝓐𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓪
kjlkagjag
beachcryptid
WHEEZE
beachcryptid
i am now imagining the nolofinweans and arafinweans with polar bear hide everything
𝓐𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓪
Galadriel would look like the White Witch of Narnia. She'll pass
beachcryptid
HAHAHAHAHA
ʝєss
How do you think Aredhel got her epithet
beachcryptid
iteitfkyf
236 bees
pff
ʝєss
I’m sure it’s not all polar bear. There was likely at least one fox
delatour
polar bear and sealskin.
beachcryptid
lol
delatour
fingon is still so pissed off maglor and curufin ditched him in a frozen wasteland again
beachcryptid
(LOL) Not on purpose!
delatour
suuurreee
beachcryptid
he will make him hot chocolate when he sees him next?
delatour
it had better be very good hot chocolate. none of this powder and water shit
𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 𝕳𝖎𝖛𝖊
/looks at ciel and his nightshirt
beachcryptid
the best dark chocolate he can get his hands on
beachcryptid
ʝєss
Hold out for more, Fingon
beachcryptid
mags just said "oi!" XD
delatour
and heavy cream. so fresh it's from the cow
beachcryptid
he will add some whisky too
delatour
that works. (sorry, ingo, that wasn't what you meant was it)
ʝєss
Well he was more thinking lifetime supply of hot chocolate
beachcryptid
LOL
delatour
whoops
delatour
well, no one ever said fingon was a good bargainer
beachcryptid
for which maglor is grateful!
ʝєss
Pfft
delatour
you'll just have to bilk him for forgiveness yourself
ʝєss
Hey hey Fingon, he’ll trade you these TWO quarters for that ONE dollar bill
delatour
oooo shiiiny
beachcryptid
(LOL)
delatour
fingon seems to drop about ten iq points in these threads, i don't know why
beachcryptid
its because he's dealing with family who delight in teasing and he plays along
delatour
possibly.
delatour
also being a pajama snob is just more evidence that mags is doing the penitent hobo thing for the aesthetic
beachcryptid
(LOL)
236 bees
okay but let's be honest: what in maglor's life, ever, has not been done at least 50% purely for the aesthetic
beachcryptid
there is no lie
delatour
but should we be encouraging him?
beachcryptid
is there a way to not encourage him?
delatour
...good point....
delatour
...be nice to him and drag him inside?
236 bees
discouraging plays into the aesthetic
beachcryptid
XD
silent stars
delatour : Curufin says he'll Fedex Fingon some of those merino wool pajamas!
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
(rofl)
silent stars
(lmao)
ʝєss
Yeah, Fingon just plays along. He knows self defense just encourages more teasing XD
ʝєss
And now I want Caranthir to make a line of clothing that is the hobo aesthetic and everyone adopts it, forcing Maglor to find a new look
beachcryptid
Caranthir just went "oooh idea" and Maglor went "oi!"
ʝєss
Finrod is willing to help
ʝєss
despite the pain it will cause his soul
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
Go Caranthir do the thing
beachcryptid
Caranthir bets Finrod he can make it both comfortable and kinda neat
ʝєss
He's not taking that bet, because Caranthir probably can
ʝєss
and betting against Caranthir is generally a bad plan
beachcryptid
Caranthir just said "damnit foiled"
ʝєss
ʝєss
Finrod has probably lost enough bets to know
beachcryptid
(LOL)
Ghoulfish
ʝєss
but hobo just isn't his aesthetic XD
beachcryptid
XD
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
.....I want hobo Finrod now, though.
ʝєss
XD
ʝєss
Helcaraxe Finrod is probably closest it gets
beachcryptid
I could see Hipster Finrod but tis true, Hobo Finrod is ... difficult
ʝєss
hobo Finrod is so unnatural that for it to occur, it would be very sad, most likely
beachcryptid
or he looses a bet
beachcryptid
*lost
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
in Arda Marred? They're a bit short of clothing manufacturers without Vaire's help. ;-)
ʝєss
but see, even just in ragged clothes, you think he wouldn't bathe and brush his hair? ;-)
beachcryptid
this is why Sauron suspected them, wasn't it
beachcryptid
cleanest orcs he'd ever seen
ʝєss
(LOL)
ʝєss
as if "Actually I think you'll find I left Oro-"
Beren: /elbows
wasn't enough XD
beachcryptid
(LOL)
beachcryptid
"Why Dornif, what clean hair you have"
ʝєss
I love him but god, Finrod, you're dumb
beachcryptid
giggle
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
oh dear lord
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
he's worse at sneaking than Merrill.
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
That's...really impressively bad.
beachcryptid
lol
ʝєss
Maybe it’s an elf thing. That elves are stealthy is actually just a myth
beachcryptid
i could believe it XD
delatour
They certainly don’t dress for it
beachcryptid
well maybe hobo mags does XD
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