[The Walking Dead] So on my way to work I saw, coming towards me, a beardy, gruff looking guy with a black leather jacket and a red shirt on underneath. Holding what LOOKED like a bat over his shoulder.

My first thought was "Shit. Negan is real and he has found me."

When he got closer I realized it was a tan umbrella but he said hi to me and I almost jumped out of my skin.

Not what I want to see walking towards me on a rainy day

That is not how I want to die you guys.