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Hello I want you all to know that ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ wrote a drabble thing about Treavor dealing with Katrina leaving him and then sent it to me at three in the fucking morning
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and it was so sad I've been crying since re-reading it
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so I had to retaliate and now I'm laugh sobbing like a fucking loon
Exacerangutan
ffffff
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he drank himself to death
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SHE WROTE THAT.
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SHE WROTE THAT AND SENT IT TO ME
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do i, an honest flirt, who never did any harm
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deserve this
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
let me think
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
look iw rote thos ewords without
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
ait thre we go
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
still haven't found my wors
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
hi katrina and treavor are both ridiculous people his this is their ridiculous angst hi i no longer possess a heart it's been ripped out from my chest
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I say "dealing with katrina leaving him" what i mean is "drinking himself to death like fucking dylan thomas"
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
yes that
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
katrina couldn't accomplish it in her very early-times plan, but he sure as shit can
𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓯𝓪𝓬𝓮
this sounds amazing omg, of course he'd drink himself to death.
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
allow me to tell you guys the most disappointing thing about RPing with ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
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nothing
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except finding out treavor is not pronounced like "reavor"
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or "cleaver"
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I WAS SO LET DOWN
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that's it that's the only bad thing ever so people should be friends with her and rp with her forever
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
god if katrina started off by pronouncing his name as if it rhymes with 'cleaver' he would have

actually been precisely as pissy as he was OOPS
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
and also just
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
me making faces hi goodbye fuck u you're great ughh
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SHE ASKED AT LEAST
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AT LEAST THAT.
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
just. thank you for this and for the rp and all the words
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
SHE DID THAT'S TRUE
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thank YOU it's really just
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making me feel happy
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
and he wasn't bitchy at all about it
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
ahhh <3
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
if he'd written it on her hand she 100% wouldve mispronounced it btw
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
oh my god
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
alternate universe
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
where he wrote it on her fucking hand
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
and in front of god and madeleine and everyone in that fucking ballroom
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
she 'cleaver'd it
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
:/ :/ :/
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
butchered it hahahahaajlkhf
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
jesussssss
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
treavor just
walks the fuck away
whatever melville keep your money i'm done fuck this
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
that seems like a legitimate response
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
flips everyone the bird on the way out because why not future treavor told him to
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
just gonna go marry wallace fuck u all
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
katrina if you wanna get in on these husbands you've gotta pronounce that name correctly
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....okay I'm not 100% convinced she WOULDN'T mispronounce it if that's the outcome
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like if HE bails she's home free
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
......FAIR POINT
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
good job katrina you kicked your way straight out of the barrel fuck
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
went straight past satan's anus and made it to the other side
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
sorry satan's acidic anus
Exacerangutan
next pronounce it like he gets off on chewing the tea service
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i mean the alternative is, apparently, marrying the weasely fuck and falling deeply in love with him
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
lord
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
and yeah there's
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
i mean
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
that's not a BAD option
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
>_>
Exacerangutan
i.e. tray vore
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
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jesus christ
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
i'm just. slow clap and cry.
StupidSexyV⚠der
wait how is it pronounced
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...like the name
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Trevor.
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Like Trevor Noah.
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
you know what happened
was
melville was like 'you're my useless son i will give you one gift and then no more forever. it's a gift your shitty brothers can never destroy. that gift is the letter 'a.' i hope u enjoy it.'
StupidSexyV⚠der
i have trouble with sounding out words
StupidSexyV⚠der
but i would not have guessed it was trevor
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StupidSexyV⚠der : yeah I 100% thought it rhymed with cleaver
StupidSexyV⚠der
i did toi
StupidSexyV⚠der
too
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which would have made him TOO COOL TO BE TREAVOR
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