KMJS Stories: hours worth of build up and tantalizing viewers with fanciful theories and mystical explanations, ends with the most mundane of conclusions.
It's almost as if someone at the network is an atheist and is trolling the shit out of believers every weekend

i like it when after interviewing priests and old people telling tales of enchanted kingdoms and fairies, they then cut to an unamused "do i really need to explain this to you?" kind of expert to shut down the fancy stuff with their reasonable explanations.

"omg an electric bill of 91k pesos to a person we don't know billed to our house. let's go on a wild ride with people telling tales of fairies wooing them and living in trees that teleport them to a magical fairy land"
one hour later
actual person from electric place: "eh. human error. someone fucked up and got it all wrong. it happens."

"omg i dug up a piece of the golden Buddha and I'll be soo rich"
metallurgy dude: tests show it's made of brass.
buddha dude: it's not likely to even be part of a buddha statue.

priest and his congregation: "we stopped a sudden whirlwind from reaching our church and destroying it with the power of jesus"
weather expert: first law of newton. shit stops eventually.

that one actually didn't get enough screentime and I'm guessing they cut out more of the explanation cuz they didn't want to completely destroy that parish' beliefs

but basically i think the explanation would have gone into the power of that kind of spontaneous wind shit and how trees would stop it cuz it's not as if we live in the great flat plains of america where tornadoes get huge shrug

personally i would view it a miracle if it grew larger and abruptly changed speed to massacre the parish because god was cringing at how they went "with jesus i command the spirit of death to leave" chanting

i hope magka episode sila na nakatotohanan naman. yung tipong milyon ang halaga ng nahukay haha