woke up out of a dead sleep at 3am:
my brain: "so in Dinner & Diatribes Hozier sings about how interminable dinner parties are because all he can think about is going home afterwards and getting absolutely railed by his girlfriend or w/e"

brain: "so now because of that song, everyone who has ever or will ever invite him to a dinner party knows that the entire time he's smiling and chatting and eating their grandma's potato salad recipe he's actually thinking about how later he's going to be completely fucked apart by his s/o"

brain: "and he knows that they know"

brain: "is this the worst social situation possible or just the best way to ensure that Andrew Hozier Byrne is never ever EVER invited to another dinner party ever again and hozier is a goddamn genius"

brain: "you're going to be awake for another hour internally debating this topic, enjoy"