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@aeneia

Mon, Apr 15, 2019 11:53 AM

The First Case of Homosexual Necrophilia in the Mallard Duck

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@aeneia

Mon, Apr 15, 2019 11:53 AM

tHERE IS AN OPERA ABOUT itT TOO

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@aeneia

Mon, Apr 15, 2019 11:55 AM

NO I AM NOT JOKING

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@aconite

Mon, Apr 15, 2019 12:01 PM

me: oh yeah i remember reading about that duck
me: --WAIT THERE'S AN OPERA?!

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@aeneia

Mon, Apr 15, 2019 12:01 PM

THERE'S AN OPERA

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@aconite

Mon, Apr 15, 2019 12:02 PM

"The two male singers will also be portraying the mallard ducks in question, through the medium of contemporary dance. A tasteful re-enactment of the duck display, mixing flowing, poetic body movements and extreme sexual violence."

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@aconite

Mon, Apr 15, 2019 12:02 PM

there is. so much happening in those two sentences.

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@minor_ramblings

Mon, Apr 15, 2019 12:03 PM

OK, so that is a thing that exists in this world.

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@minor_ramblings

Mon, Apr 15, 2019 12:04 PM

I knew about the ducks, having read the paper in a behavioral ecology grad class I took, but the opera... yes, that is sure a thing.

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@aeneia

Mon, Apr 15, 2019 12:04 PM

WAKES YOU ALL UP THE WAY WE ALL FEEL MOSTLY, CONFUSED, AND SOMETIMES WITH DUCKS

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@minor_ramblings

Mon, Apr 15, 2019 12:05 PM

I am going to have to share this with colleagues. They must know.

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@minor_ramblings

Mon, Apr 15, 2019 12:05 PM

Especially the waterfowl researchers.

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@aeneia

Mon, Apr 15, 2019 12:07 PM

fleshy barbie

@jennibeans

Mon, Apr 15, 2019 3:04 PM

pins this directly to ilias's pinboard, ty

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@aeneia

Mon, Apr 15, 2019 3:14 PM

I am here to provide the content that matters

𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆

@Wuzzafuzzle

Mon, Apr 15, 2019 3:25 PM

.......wat

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@aeneia

Mon, Apr 15, 2019 3:30 PM

𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆 : a real and true scientific paper that was written in this the year of our lord, the 21st century