LAKSHMI NEEDS A YOUNG MAN, AROUND SEVENTEEN, WHO LIKES DANCING WITH STUBBORN YOUNG LADIES
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LAKSHMI NEEDS A YOUNG MAN, AROUND SEVENTEEN, WHO LIKES DANCING WITH STUBBORN YOUNG LADIES
LAKSHMI NEEDS A YOUNG MAN, AROUND SEVENTEEN, WHO LIKES DANCING WITH STUBBORN YOUNG LADIES
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WHO WOULD BE AT HOLI
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AND IT'S KITTY YOU ARE GOING TO BE ROPED INTO DANCING WITH KITTY
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Magni can go find a very patient mule if that helps
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RUDE.
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KITTY DOES NOT WANT TO DANCE.
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Also, prepare to wear steel-toed shoes, because she is not good at dancing, either
mj
I think our Young Men right now are Nathaniel, Matthias, and Javel... who else
mj
That might be it.
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PUSHES NATHANIEL OUT
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HRM Mathias
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Or Javel, WHO PLAYS THEM SO I CAN ENLIST THEM
mj
fleshy barbie
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CACKLES MADLY OK soon very soon
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She has to torment kitty somemore
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also none of that silly make room for jesus stuff kitty
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pushes her into it
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if you can climb up and down things and sneak around stuff and fight you can dance in her honest opinion 
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Reminds kitty that in fact both her parents fuck from time to time
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kcnakcjd oh no adorable
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apps a young man just to make this happen
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except it's either John Murphy or Thomas. Kitty would wreck Murphy and Thomas and Kitty had CR in MoM, and they argued as much as they got along 8'| also he can't dance so rip
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KITTY WOULD WRECK MURPHY
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but its okay u don't got to be good at dancing she just needs them to blush appropriately at Kitty to show Kitty how fun it is teasing boys
gayest uncle
just puts bartimaeus in the wings
gayest uncle
for comedic effect
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Watching Kitty's Downfall At The Hands Of Her Mother
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I just realised because she needs to talk Farsi near him because he will know her stupid little pet names she gives Kitty
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cackles
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and then they can talk specifically just to annoy the hell out of Kitty in front of her
fleshy barbie
oh no, javel isn't in kirkwall yet so matthias is our only hope Ceeeeee
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THAT IS ALL GOOD
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for I have roped in Abby for Kitty's worst nightmare clearly and gunna be bartimaeus
elf trash
Lololol
elf trash
I was gonna volunteer but 22 is too old maybe
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HRM PROBABLY YES and the goal is for kisses maybe for Kitty so strokes chin
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my only man is far too old
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Also on that note solas get over here and dance with Lakshmi
elf trash
kisses lol
gayest uncle
kitty and matthias should hang out though like shoves bartimaeus to the side and pushes them together
gayest uncle
angry youths
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Oh my GOD
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Also, it's pretty clear that Kitty's parents were NOT having sex
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They had sex once and found it not terribly to their liking
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Anyway: you're a goddamn menace
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elf trash
Bene is there at least so he can Snicker
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do you want him to dance with you
do you want him to dance with you
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Ofc Solas c:
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she would absolutely coax him to dance if he would follow along
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: lures him in the old fashioned way
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fuck it Iโll tag it
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YESSSSSSSSSSSS
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:>
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solas like jeez
JACOB NO
Oh I wish Haelan was still in the game. ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
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:>>>
JACOB NO
he was very much seventeen and very much sure that every girl ever was in to him. as is many a seventeen year old
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I mean, naturally.
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what else is being seventeen good for really?
JACOB NO
acne?
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not at all being in control of anything your body is doing on any given day
JACOB NO
Oh yeah there's that too
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the real good stuff
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That would have been so good
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Kitty would have been so annoyed by him
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Kitty's bane of existence
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OH HOPE ALSO JUST QUICKLY
JACOB NO
Maybe one day I will be better and able to play there again
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I am setting up shit for our murder plans and would it be possible for Lakshmi to just slither in through his window to wait for him while he's out
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HMMM
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not doing anything shady ofc, but drinking his booze while he's out
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As appealing and hilarious as that is, he generally keeps his shit pretty tightly locked up just because sensitive information, spy nonsense, etc.
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FAIR COP
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IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD
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HRM, DOES HE HAVE A DRAWING ROOM THEN
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somewhere private she could lurk waiting for him
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mostly when she gets paranoid in her plans, she gets paranoid and time not to be seen in public with him to keep their cover up!!!
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He goes down semi-regularly to raid the wine cellar
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perfect
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exactly the way she would break in
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lurks like a big cat hunting rats
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: OKAY THERE