getting followed on tumblr by someone who seems to exclusively blog about ships between two attractive white dudes who are canon het is always a jarring experience in 2019

the yaoi fangirls have not gone away they're just shipping some dudes from the CW now

honestly why on earth do they follow me like........... you're not gonna get much here

do what you want I don't care if you get off thinking about harry potter fucking draco malfoy or whatever but my blog is not the best place to reinforce those kinks o'your'n

they may, in fact, encounter A Female at some point, distressing as that may be for them

lmaoooo

slightly whiter version of those people who are convinced that every member of every identical Korean boyband is fucking every other one

they never will, I've had to mute so many 'i'm an LGBT writer, I'm a woman and I write exclusively male/male stuff that looks like it comes from 2004!' on twitter

"I'm an LGBT ally" and "I fetishize m/m relationships" are absolutely mutually exclusive guys sorry!!!!!! sorry!!!!!!!!!!

Twitter is Tumblr perpetually stuck in 2014, it's the worst