Fuck dreaming. I dreamed that I dreamed that I managed to get ahold of Emergency Services by saying "Hey Google, call 911." and I woke up in a panic, checked my phone to make sure I hadn't sleep talked my phone into dialing 911, went to pee and let the dog out, then SPRINTED back to my phone to recheck and be sure cause I got paranoid.

wasnt sure if I was awake when I checked the first time, y'see.

All that even though I have no history of sleep talk.

That sounds so annoying, but now I wonder if anyone has ever done that. Or even just called their mom by sleeptalking at Google.

Probably.

Or sleep talking Siri.

Or ordered lots of stuff from Alexa.

"Alexa, I need purple elephant socks." Twp days later, a surprise what the fuck in the mail!