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when ur coworker texts you not to bother being on time because work is broken again lmao???
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not that I was.... gonna be on time... 
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I guess I don't have to rush at all now?? the internet is down how will they even know ๐
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there's been an outage of some sort nearly every day for the last two weeks
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one so bad we literally had to tell clients to go to our competitors
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fucking incredible
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ษขแด
oh my god
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ษขแด
every new thing i hear about your job makes me wonder how the building is even still standing
shrimp heaven
lmao yeah it was all breaking as i was leaving
shrimp heaven
and i was like "BYE MY SHIFT IS OVER"
โamber
holy shit
CricketMomJenn
Holy crap.....
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: ME TOO!!!!!!! i also constantly wonder how we still have any clients!
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shrimp heaven
: lmao??? was it the same problem or something else
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your work systems are like a mcdonald's ice cream machine
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without the ice cream even on occasion, alas
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yeah, even they do function it's even worse
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i can't believe no one's walked out yet
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i wonder if the bosses would even notice
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i've been 20 mins late nearly every day for the last.... oh, 6 months
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and no one has even noticed lmfao
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it's not just me......
shrimp heaven
idk if it's the same problem i just know that for some reason i'm still in one of the tech chatrooms so i was getting a flurry of anxious messages about a server not acting right before i left
shrimp heaven
yeah i'm 10 minutes late on the regular and nobody's said a peep
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yeah the internet was completely down for 2 hours (so like. everything was down bc everything needs the internet...)
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the best part was when one of the higher-ups from the main office came to LA and everyone stared at him silently when he asked about morale
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like what do u think bud
shrimp heaven
LMAO
shrimp heaven
god they're so out of touch
dead dog bones
wtf is wrong with ur guy's systems holy shit
shrimp heaven
dead dog bones
: they basically did a major server switchover two weeks ago and everything has been extra on fire ever since bc they didn't. actually. test. any of the switchover stuff beforehand
shrimp heaven
(i know this bc i'm on the testing team. they did nothing.)
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in general? im gonna guess it's a mix of being acquired a million times and trying to mash several systems together while also relying on outsourced and temporary workers handling most of the dev work
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oh they also never test anything and roll out "patches" that break more than they fix every time
shrimp heaven
yeah i was pretty astounded that they did no testing for this one
shrimp heaven
at least for past switchovers they've done some cursory testing but with this one they did literally nothig and just kind of. shrugged and hoped
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hahaha................ me, every day
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shrug n hope
CricketMomJenn
Oh my god
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I shouldn't laugh but
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honestly it's kind of hilarious lmao
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corporate bullshit is so self-defeating, it's mind boggling