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The Eliza Cat: I want up on your lap, Nan!
The Eliza Cat: ...but I don't want you to pick me up.
The Eliza Cat: ... .... ....and I'm scared of sitting in laps.
The Eliza Cat: I don't KNOW WHAT TO DO I'm gonna race around the house.
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oh cats
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she put her paws on my thigh and pushed herself up and went MRP and i swear this was her general you know
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gist
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in cat
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of the conversation that followed
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DILEMMAS
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I love how cats that are very capable of leaping 6+ feet go "I CAN'T JUMP TO CHAIR HEIGHT ALL OF A SUDDEN"
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"I. I don't know!!!"
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I think it is possible she may have lived with someone who didn't like lap cats, which hurts my brain, because who doesn't like LAP CATS???
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But she was very hesitant about sitting on me in bed for a long time too
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and whenever she does get into someone's lap, she'll stay for like, thirty five seconds of nervous bliss and then excuse herself
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yeah I don't think I like Eliza's previous human very much
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but it's impossible to tell, because she can't tell me
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DON'T GET A CAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE CATS
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RIGHT? What EVEN. It's not like there aren't enough cats around you can know if you LIKE CATS before you commit to living with one!
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at least she is THE PERFECT FIT here in our household
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cats climb on things/people, IT IS A THING THEY DO
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Eliza: I SING THE SONG OF THE FUZZY BLANKIE
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but yeah the "I don't know I can't jump suddenly" is hilarious
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Pat's Daphne was doing that today
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hahaha yep
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oh nooo toooo cuuuuute
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(Eliza was ALSO cute this afternoon) (when Mom and Dad and Colleen got in from the flower show)
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"ohhhh TREATS! On the floor! But I am on the table! Oh no how shall I ever get out of this predicament"
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(and Mom picked Mikey up when he begged for cuddles)
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Sadcat pretends like he can't jump all the time. I'm like "tiny asshole, I can't leave a pan of brownies unattended on the kitchen counters, I KNOW YOU ARE ACTING"
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"I will walk the edge of the table and meow a bunch!!! SURELY THAT WILL FIX IT"
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hahahaahaaaa
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"too bad there aren't two chairs standing RIGHT THERE even if I wasn't capable of withstanding a three foot drop!"
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"My joints!" - Eliza and also Sadcat
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Eliza: TURNS BACK POINTEDLY on the HUMANS and the DOG, SITTING with her TAIL RIGHT OUT BEHIND HER and her EARS BACK
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they're such fakers
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hahahsdfkljd oh eliza
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W O W
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Eliza: SURE. Pick up the DOG why don't you. You never pick ME up.
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FINE if you only LOVE THE DOG
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all of us "...Eliza, you hate to be picked up. It's your least favorite thing."
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SHE SEES HOW IT IS
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Eliza: Don't try and LOGIC your WAY OUT oF THIS SITUTATION. THIS INJUSTICE
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what a doofus
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Mom, in an Eliza voice: I MIGHT want to be picked up, BY MOM.
Me, in a Eliza voice: We can't know, because HE'S always monopolizing her!
Mom, in her own voice: Uh, no, honey, there's a picture. You don't like me holding you.
Me: Yeah, you're all "put me down now why this"
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god I love cats
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(she was ALSO offended)
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Eliza: I MIGHT HAVE CHANGED MY MIND. YOU DON'T KNOW.
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(when - okay, it's been like, upper 40s around here so today since Colleen was out and therefore not going to be smoking on the patio that is under my window - I cracked the window open a little to let outside air in)
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Eliza: GLORY.
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(And then Aunt Colleen came home and headed instantly for the patio and I shut it again so I wouldn't get cigarette smoke in the house)
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Eliza: ...what'd you do that for? I was enjoying that!
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BETRAYAL
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Me: I know, Eliza, but you probably wouldn't be enjoying it anymore in about thirty seconds.
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secondhand smoke is TERRIBLE for you, baby
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absolutely
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if your life was a NYT bestseller that'd be some brilliant symbolism right there
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hahahaaa sob
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(guin: being spiteful and uncharitable about your obnoxious relatives so you don't have to since 2000)
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(I am in this camp with you guin)
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hugsyouboth
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I want to make a Leverage joke but it's eluding me
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ladies I would like to report that Bencat...has fallen into the bathtub
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BEN PLS
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OH NO BENCAT
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fortunately for all involved, the bath was just running at the time, so neither I nor a bathbomb were in the tub
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he's such a dumb ginger I love him so much
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hahahaa oh cats
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they try so hard
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they are so majestic
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they do so much totally goofy stuff
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Ben believes that confidence will see him through everything
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