Thank Heaven doc decided not to give me the video capsule!
I don't like wasting £500.00, even if it's NHS money!

What’d you get instead?

what the alternative is?

It was a colonoscopy instead. They gave me Entonox Gas which I could inhale as I wanted it. It's 50% oxygen & 50% nitrous oxide.

“Ingest this, please”

Άτροπος : whatya mean?

was making a joke about ingesting a still camera if the video wouldn’t work.

the results prove useful.

Arbieroo : Indeed: Just one small (1–2mm) polyp was removed using a hot wire snare. It's all clever stuff, ennit? !

yep! I hope the removal has proved beneficial.

Arbieroo : Thanks my dear! It looks hopeful!

YAY!

Flagon and co. say, various creature sounds YAY!

And when I went in for the appt, he told me I had to take TWO more Picolax to flush it all through.
NO FUCKING WAY
Still: seeing all the way up your own Asshole was very interesting, and what I saw looked lovely & fresh!

and learning about the Hot Snare Loop was most educational. They used to cut the polyps off, but that caused rectal bleeding, which can be v nasty.

Not to mention very scary.

Άτροπος : Indeed! I won't risk that for any creature, either real or mystical! Even Flagon needs to have a Poo, but guess what he shits out! Not sure of the name of the stuff, but I know that Money can't buy it.

Flagon says, roar! I input love and output roars and hugs!