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duck bastard
[uspol] political comedy shows help me through these times, truly
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duck bastard
not only for dumb jokes
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duck bastard
but they sometimes pick up on minor stuff that otherwise wouldn't, like, get a news article about
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duck bastard
tonight: bernie sanders was at a rally and asked "And what do we have to say to donald trump and the fossil fuel industries"
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duck bastard
and someone in the crowd yelled
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duck bastard
"FUCK YOU!!"
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duck bastard
as a suggestion
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duck bastard
and fuckin s a m e
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Lea
How about "LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY AND LIVE ON THE STREET!"
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Lea
See how they like it.
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ʙɪᴛᴄʜɪᴍᴡɪʟᴅ
DIE, GO TO JAIL OR LOSE MOST OF YOUR MONEY.
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Lea
GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200
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Calliente
REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH
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Calliente
Alternately, GUILLOTINES
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Lea
I mean I kind of assume the first would follow the second there.
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Maidstrong
SHOVE THAT GAS UP YOUR ASS would have also been accepted
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Calliente
Lea
: Yes, but one is the goal and the other is the traditional method used to achieve that goal, so there's a distinction
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Alice
I feel you. political comedy shows keep me sane
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Alice
bless John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, and Seth Meyers for existing in these times