I swear there is a legit reason why I have a picture of a photocopy of a picture of a kiwi on a phone

That's amazing.

I've gone too deep

I'm traveling abroad and thought I should carry an allergy card, except I don't want to pay for one.

I don't have a working desktop, but my printer is also a copier.

If EMTs find me but my phone is dead, this is what they have to deal with.