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This event was a muddy nightmare and I’m going home :[
Exacerangutan
oh no
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I will elaborate on this after food and a bath when I get home, I am very done right now
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Some shit went down
sternkind
Oh no I’m so sorry it was gross in more ways than one :-(
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it was terrible hayyyy
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Okay here's the update
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The bathrooms were at least a half mile away and my medication makes me have to pee every 30 minutes so
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we were going to take the car
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but the car was STUCK IN MUD
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so i tried to get it unstuck with miles you ass driving and me pushing but Alex does not have a license
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and does not know how to drive
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it was a very bad plan
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the car got a little wrecked and A LOT MORE STUCK
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so a dude with a truck towed us out but by then I had mud all over my clothes and was very cold and tired and
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now I have boiled myself in a bath and am a little drunk
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terrible time 0/10
sternkind
That sounds awful ugh
Ꭲꮋꭼ Ꮪꮯꭺꭱꭼꮯꭱꮻꮃ
oh God that sounds horrible km sorry dear
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i am drinking
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i am VERY drinking
Exacerangutan
ughfgasfg
miles you ass
i nicked it
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hey you know what you're not supposed to do to a car
miles you ass
and i did fine with it in reverse /sniffs
miles you ass
/HAUGHTY SNIFF
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it's true
miles you ass
I'm just gonna be John Mulaney driving
miles you ass
A panicked-looking 28-year-old, not a blind, arthritic dog
miles you ass
or however that bit went
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a 28-year old healthy man trying his best :C
miles you ass
i wouldn't say i'm healthy but basically yeah
Exacerangutan
I marathon'd his three shows on Netflix last night so \o/
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EXCELLENT
StupidSexyV⚠der
oh man
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