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[umbrella academy] ep1 liveplurk I know nothing about it tbqh
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okay the idea of a sudden pregnancy+birth is horrifying
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I know I'm not theo nly person who thinks and said so
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but it's horrifying
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made even more-so that a few days ago my dad was telling me about how Lao Tzu's legend goes that he was born an old man because his mother was pregnant for 82 years
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and now I read a kid's book at work that's supposed to be cute and fun about how "my mom is giving birth in four seasons so we'e going to get a gift for her" and then the main character and her dad and brother.... LEAVE HER MOTHER ALONE FOR A YEAR???
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what is with my life and weird pregnancy plots lately
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ew
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god, all the old asian stories have that
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the weird-ass pregnancies are such a thing
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IT'S HORRIFYIN
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IMAGINE BEING PREGNANT FOR 80+ YEARS
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also just that whole pool scene
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also horrifying
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also what happened to the rest of the other
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many children
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they don't say. a lot of the umbrella academy is not giving you explanations for what happened. sometimes they will, but other times, they won't bother
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which I think is characteristic of the comics as well, but it's been a while
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also are their numbers their ages? cause I mean. timezones exist so I guess diferent kids are born at different times even though it's all "the same time"
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we don't know that either :>
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oh is that ellen page
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yep!
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...why do I know Tom Hopper's name
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oh he was in things my friends like XDDDD that explains it
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...
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so "pseudo-incest" fic exists right and there are people mad about it right
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oh
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it's a monkey
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HE'S THE ALFRED
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rofl
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is 5 the time traveler with the bad hair
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that looks like baby tom riddle but not the hot one
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alison is gorgeous and perfect :3c as far as I can tell
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aw
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oh no
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allison is best girl
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ben
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ben?!?!??
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when did ben clean up
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oh this isn't post-the bank
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klaus is
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hilarious
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WHY IS THERE ALWAYS AN ASHES-SPILLING SCENE
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wow this house's sound proofing is
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shit
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slkdjljs diego closed the door before dancing
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that's hilarious
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oh my god they're all such dweebs
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cuties
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allison and luthor are (going to be?) a thing?
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ohhhhh tiny 5
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I see
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....peanut butter and marshmallows
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okay he
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is so cute
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oh my god
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HE'S PRECIOUS
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...diego is so badass he dosen't need an umbrella 
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KLAUS'S UMBRELLA
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aw speech :C sad monkey speech :C
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...what is up with their mom
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huh
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is 7's ability something to do with sleep
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"in his own way"
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WHAT DOES POGO KNOW
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8|
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oh my god he's 58 trapped in a 13yo body
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THIS IS WHAT DAMIAN IS LIKE
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how is diego funding his vigilante life
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luthor doesn't even look real wha the fuck
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WHAT IS THE THING
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IS SHE A ROBOT OR IS IT LIKE A MOND CONTROL THING
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ew
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hate things going into ears
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ewwwwlkejflgkj
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...he went to find a decent cup of coffee and he went to a diner?
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oh
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that's why
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NOSTALGIA except he looks 13 rofl
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what is up with the robot thingy that's creepy I hate it
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did he just kill a man with a butter knife?
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...............not just a butter knife
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ugh cutting things out of flesh I hate it
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how did he know where that tracker is
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was
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diego and the monocle???
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is that ben
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with klaus
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IS
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IT IS
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he's pretty
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okay that's super marathonable
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I NEED TO STOP THOUGH
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gotta be productive tonight after a shower 