Just when I think there's one aspect of my life where maybe I have my phone anxiety in hand: I call my dad to tell him happy birthday, and "hey matt, just so you know, you're on speakerphone, we're in the car and [lists off a whole bunch of people] are here"

Thus began the most awkward damn phone call I've ever had with my dad

Lucky I could get two words out

ooooh my god

well at least you only had to say two words

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i guess it's better than finding out afterwards that what you thought was a private conversation was actually being heard by a bunch of people, but not by a lot

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