beachcryptid
can my characters sing and dance HAHAHAHAH ahem
beachcryptid
Mags is a passable dancer, but obviously his main skill is voice. He actually used to use that as an excuse to get out of court dancing "sorry the musicians need me"
beachcryptid
Erestor is passable at both but finds them both... eh. frivolos
beachcryptid
argustar: we can do that >3
beachcryptid
Elladan is also passable, and when he gets drunk... well. WE DONT TALK ABOUT TRA LA LA LALLY unless we are trying to upset someone
beachcryptid
Elros has no choice but to be good, it's the maia in him, he says (he's ok. Elrond is better)
delatour
You’re not allowed to not dance either, Maglor.
beachcryptid
"but the musicians need an extra harp!~"
silent stars
Dance, Maglor!!!
ʝєss
Finrod will happily assist the musicians ;-)
beachcryptid
nooooooooooooooooooooo
ʝєss
/picks up a harp and leaves Maglor to the mercy of Fingon and Curufin
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
Éowyn says Faramir had better dance with her.
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
it is obligatory
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
Hawke wants to ask Elladan about tra la lally can they sing it while killing orcs?
ʝєss
HAWKE, NO
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
HAWKE YES
ʝєss
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
"Oh where are you going, with blood all a-dripping, you orcs and you goblins, your insides are ripping, because I've just killed you, here down in the valley, ah-hah!"
ʝєss
...honestly could about be canon
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
/takes a bow
ʝєss
change it to darkspawn and bandits and Bioware is going to have to pay you royaltie
ʝєss
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𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
nah, for DA I'll repurpose Sera Was or I Am the One. ;-)
beachcryptid
(rofl)
beachcryptid
Elladan likes how Hawke thinks
kokoro brokero
What about Kaito?
beachcryptid
Kaito... can dance, certainly! It's important for him in heists. He can hold a tune. I wouldn't ask for more XD
beachcryptid
ʝєss : Faramir is better at poetry than singing but he has a nice voice, and he has certainly been trained to dance, but he wouuld like Eowyn to teach him the Rohirric dances!
beachcryptid
kokoro brokero
XDD
beachcryptid
kokoro brokero : I mean I like his voice actor but uh his vocal talents are not GREAT in the singing compartment
Snow🌹Dream
Ninian misses her dancing partner ;A;
beachcryptid
Bhaalspawn
Maglor dances wonderfully actually
Bhaalspawn
has proof
beachcryptid
aflskj
Snow🌹Dream
He was really good and they understood one another on the dacefloor perfectly, okay?
beachcryptid
dawwwww
ʝєss
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫 : I had to drive to the grocery store with “Sera Was Never” in my head, I’ll have you know!
beachcryptid
{TharBG} headcanon Glorfindel is not a bad dancer per se but he is a TERRIBLE partner because he'd rather be like. breakdancing or something he's too enthusiastic.
{TharBG}
Ecthelion just shakes his head and watches from the sidelines XD
delatour
we have also determined who the best dancer in gondolin is
beachcryptid
{TharBG} : ECTHELION ECTHELION COME DANCE WITH MEEEEEE
{TharBG}
THEN CALM DOWN A LITTLE
beachcryptid
what is calm down
ʝєss
How does Glorfindel put up with Ecthelion and Turgon both being wet blankets? XD
beachcryptid
look he worked out how to spin on his hands is this not a cool move
beachcryptid
ʝєss : he just hasn't found the right motivation for them yet
{TharBG}
ʝєss
Turgon’s only dancing motivation is the the promise his parents extract each festival that he please just dance at least once with anyone
beachcryptid
this is not a lie
delatour
/sigh/ why, turno
ʝєss
They give up after he dances with Aredhel, then each of his aunts, both grandmothers...
beachcryptid
(LOL)
beachcryptid
delatour : people are potentially scary
delatour
look, people flirting with you is kind of weird but its not actually poison
ʝєss
Finrod just shakes his head
beachcryptid
delatour : are u sure
delatour
ingo would have a fast travel pass from mandos if it were
ʝєss
Hey!
beachcryptid
(rofl)
delatour
ʝєss you were the one who brought up squeeing maidens
delatour
did none of them ever flirt?
ʝєss
Yeah but... plenty of girls liked Findekano!
delatour
really?
ʝєss
Your being oblivious doesn’t make it untrue
delatour
(why do I play fingon as clueless?)
ʝєss
(Because he’s besotted by a redhead)
ʝєss
(Moreover, because he’s a troll who is probably feigning cluelessness just to harass Finrod XD)
beachcryptid
{TharBG}
beachcryptid
ROFLMAO
{TharBG}
WAT
{TharBG}
XD
delatour
(eh. 50-50)
ʝєss
Looool, poor Ecthelion
ʝєss
Finrod huffs and retreats with Elenwë to the dance floor where Turgon and Fingon won’t follow =p
{TharBG}
delatour
fingon wanders off to confiscate some wine and find better company
delatour
turgon is saved
ʝєss
Hey, he is excellent company :< /steals all Fingon’s hair ribbons
delatour
no! not the hair ribbons!
ʝєss
ʝєss
(New headcanon that even after Turgon and Elenwë are officially courting/married, it’s still Finrod who dances with her the most, because Turgon is so bad with it)
beachcryptid
HEADCANON ACCEPTED
{TharBG}
loooooooooooool
ʝєss
She shouldn’t be punished for eternity just because her husband is a failboat XD
delatour
A lot of people have thought that about women with failboat husbands. A lot of people have been wrong about what happened next
beachcryptid
turgon says he's not a failboat!!!
delatour
don't worry, turgon, pengolodh will sort it all out in the end
ʝєss
Finrod /looks at the camera
beachcryptid
(LOL)
delatour
and hey, argon: i believe in you, turno!
delatour
mostly!
beachcryptid
he loves you too argon
delatour
here turgon, get smooshed by your giant baby brother
beachcryptid
(LOL)
ʝєss
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
beachcryptid Of course he does, this is why they made such good drinking/fighting buddies. =)
beachcryptid
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