[work] I swear to god our beauty advisor writes at like a second or third grade level :|

Random capitalization, rarely used punctuation, and just... really bad spelling.

And I don't mean for big or tricky words

"paper" somehow became "pepper"

"beauty" became "butey"

This plurk brought to you by her tendency to leave notes all over the place for us

...what

I honestly have no idea how she got this far. No one approaching 40 should be this bad

Not without a disorder or disability of some sort, which I don't think she has

(I feel like she'd have told us by now, considering she can't stop talking about every part of her life)

(up to and including how she's doing on Tinder, because that's definitely a workplace conversation)

Oh yikes