5) Sore being like "It's been so long since I saw you all!" and everyone's slightly concerned "it hasn't been that long", because this game likes to troll me with it's self-awareness
(on that note, I was going through my old livejournal from back when 358/2 Days was coming out, and it's funny to see I got preemptively salty over Xion. In the end, she was another version of Sora and ripped out everyone's hearts by dying, just like all versions of Sora are supposed to, and so I love her now.
actually, I think there was a short joke ficlet that was Sora getting distracted thinking about other people's problem during sex and Riku's like :/ stop
affectionattention on riku