tea’s gone cold
@styggron
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 1:39 PM
me: i need to focus on writing original work. also, writing Kingdom Hearts fanfic is a bad idea
also me: fanfic where Axel gets investigated for tax fraud
Nancy Crawfish
@littulkittons
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 2:36 PM
I am down for this
tea’s gone cold
@styggron
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 2:39 PM
the tax official who inspects him in the the KH multiverse is obviously Ardyn
Nancy Crawfish
@littulkittons
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 2:39 PM
...I am extremely down for this
Nancy Crawfish
@littulkittons
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 2:40 PM
I just want Ardyn fucking around in the multiverse so much. He would be so good at it.
Nancy Crawfish
@littulkittons
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 2:40 PM
Though clearly the one really cooking the books a lot is Luxord
tea’s gone cold
@styggron
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 2:50 PM
yeah, my idea is that Axel screws up his tax return through sheer inattention, incompetence, procrastination and low-self esteem (assuming he made much less money than he did because he doesn't believe anyone owes him anything)
tea’s gone cold
@styggron
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 2:50 PM
the investigation ends up leading to the much more genuinely criminal activities of Luxord and Saix
tea’s gone cold
@styggron
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 2:52 PM
also, because it's Kingdom Hearts, it also involves the Muppets
Nancy Crawfish
@littulkittons
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 2:52 PM
Luxord has the face and earrings of a man who runs several speakeasies
Nancy Crawfish
@littulkittons
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 2:52 PM
yes
tea’s gone cold
@styggron
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 2:56 PM
all i know is that Demyx's taxes are absolutely immaculate because he's a touring musician and used to doing it
Nancy Crawfish
@littulkittons
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 2:56 PM
He's amazing at contracts, like Dethklok
tea’s gone cold
@styggron
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 2:56 PM
and he's just baffled everyone else seems to be finding it so difficult
tea’s gone cold
@styggron
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 2:57 PM
yeah!!
Nancy Crawfish
@littulkittons
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 2:57 PM
and he knows how to do stuff like the brown m&m trick to know that the venue has read the instructions for his gear setup thoroughly
tea’s gone cold
@styggron
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 2:57 PM
absolutely
tea’s gone cold
@styggron
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 3:00 PM
also if i could figure out a good way to link it back to the labour abuses Walt Disney did i would definitely do that
the honored one
@PsychoRaven
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 3:03 PM
Saix is always behind criminal shit
Tonberry King
@Tazrael
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 3:07 PM
Xigbar doesn't even file his taxes
Tonberry King
@Tazrael
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 3:07 PM
he reported himself dead years ago
Tonberry King
@Tazrael
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 3:08 PM
Marluxia's one of those "Taxation is theft" assholes tho
Nancy Crawfish
@littulkittons
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 3:12 PM
Would Marluxia be full sovereign citizen? Cause one of them has to be
Tonberry King
@Tazrael
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 3:20 PM
probably
Tonberry King
@Tazrael
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 3:20 PM
that's pretty much what he';s up to in castle oblivion
Tonberry King
@Tazrael
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 3:21 PM
No gods. No kings. Nobody.
tea’s gone cold
@styggron
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 3:38 PM
Vexen is an 'a truly free market would solve problems most efficiently' type but he will operate within the law when it comes to paying his taxes
tea’s gone cold
@styggron
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 3:40 PM
Larxene is an unreconstructed "keep your hands off my money that I earned!" CHUD
tea’s gone cold
@styggron
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 3:42 PM
she lies on her tax return but instead of giving what she didn't pay back to the Org, she spends it all on skincare products
tea’s gone cold
@styggron
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 3:43 PM
of course the Org is registered in a tax haven world...
Tonberry King
@Tazrael
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 3:51 PM
so which of them is into pyramid schemes?
tea’s gone cold
@styggron
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 3:54 PM
i'm just trying to figure out how to involve the Muppets. are they also doing a tax fiddle?
tea’s gone cold
@styggron
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 3:54 PM
are they registered on the Muppet World?
the honored one
@PsychoRaven
Sun, Feb 3, 2019 6:58 PM
this is all so terrible IC i have nothing to add
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