pancake
HOW MANY OFFICE WORKERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER
pancake
WHY AM I THE ONLY PERSON HERE WITH THIS UNIQUE SKILL SET
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
8, which is more than the people in your office
pancake
oh my god please make all these people leave me alone
pancake
you are adults figure it out
pancake
my boss told me his phone only rang once on his lunch and was I away from my desk
pancake
and I'm like YES I HAD TO USE THE FUCKING TOILET JESUS
pancake
ALSO CHANGE YOUR PHONE SETTINGS IDK
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
lol
pancake
someone came to fill out a w9 GO AWAY I'M ON LUNCH
pancake
he also asked me 3 questions at once and I was just like CHECK YOUR EMAILS FUCK
pancake
STOP ASKING ME WHERE THINGS ARE THE DRAWERS ARE LABELED
pancake
CAN YOU FEED YOURSELVES WHEN I'M NOT HERE?
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
no