One thing I love about my job, that I actually love...

Is that I get first crack at the mail.

So all these republican fundraising requests don't even make it through the door. Just go straight into the shredder.

excellent

you are doing the country a favor

Number one rule of the office world:

The boss makes the decisions, but it's the secretaries and the mail clerks that determine what the boss sees in the first place.

nice