(probable tmi too, altho amusing tmi)
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Amusing anecdotes from the gyno's office, fffffft (probable tmi too, altho amusing tmi)
(probable tmi too, altho amusing tmi)
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the look on the nurse's face when, wait, she says she's married, she came in with a man, but it's literally impossible for her to be pregnant?
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and
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"how long... had it been since you had sex????"
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and the boggled looks at "a very long time. just trust me, it's literally impossible"
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and yet, they have to do a pregnancy test anyway, due to policy, because I've been menstruating since November
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also. gyno lube makes the fastest and easiest time I've ever had putting in my cup. but also, the quickest it's ever come back OUT, ffffft
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also hi, I exist and am alive, this is what I choose to come back on, sorry
papermint tiger
/pets
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💜
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I am just making sure to find amusement in the bad of having to be here today
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giving blood was a fun adventure too, since I didn't think to drink liquids this morning. and I have to come back later today for an ultrasound, so
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is a 'fun' day
zєє.
look, you could have immaculately conceived
zєє.
everyone is always on the lookout for baby jesus 2.0
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ffffffffft
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I don't think I'm mother of baby god material, haha
Enfys
Last time I went to the gyno, they asked if I could be pregnant. I told them no. They asked what BC I use, I told them none. "Then how do you know you're not pregnant?" "Well, there's the fact I haven't had sex in 5 years." /disbelieving stare/ "Right...."
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ffffffft
papermint tiger
the last time i went to the gyno i told them i was a virgin. they didn't believe me
papermint tiger
and they wonder why people don't trust their doctor, how about trusting your patient...
Enfys
right?
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I mean. it probably didn't help that my husband was sitting right outside, but. XD
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yeah
Enfys
Still.
Enfys
Two people can be married and not have sex.
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yeah. it's just not. idk, normal? considered normal?
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I might have self conscious issues about the lack of sex or desire for sex sometimes
Enfys
Sweetie, name one friend of ours that has sex much of ever?
Enfys
I think it's more normal than the media makes out, really.
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..... idk if EDP and Ellie do or not.....
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also, to be fair, most of our circle is riddled with issues. ourselves included
Enfys
They might be the only ones who do, honestly
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also.... I hate the fact that my sibling (before the bitch got sent to jail), and my cousin and her boyfriend came to mind
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I don't want to think about my family members having sex, ffffft
Enfys
Still. not wanting to have sex or being a virgin or whatever else shouldn't be Such A Thing.
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yeah, it really shouldn't be
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/collapses on top of with a samoa machiatto and caramel chocoholic donut from dunks
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I conned husband out of Dunks TWICE today. so there's at least THAT as a win
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for the record. if you're ever given a choice between an outpatient D&C, or an in office scraping of the endometrial tissue..... forget the price difference and go for the outpatient one
Enfys
the only problem with the D&C is that it's a surgical procedure
Enfys
and they'll tell you that for a month afterward not to carry more than 10lb at a time
Enfys
If you do? OMFG IT HURTS
Enfys
Which was super fun when the freezers at work broke down and the store director was very much unhappy with my refusal to carry things that're more than 10 lbs.
Enfys
And having to? Huuuurt.
Enfys
But yeah, outside of that?
Enfys
I'd actually like to look into having one again to get my uterus like... reset again. So that I could stop having the near constant period
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/snugs you
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well. I feel you there, rn
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depending on what comes back with the biopsy they took, they might do one on me anyway
Enfys
well, if they do, that's about the only pain there is from it.