LiberBEARian
cw: non-graphic discussions of murder/cannibalism the angriest ask me anything by the angriest bastard
LiberBEARian
....yay character development?
LiberBEARian
also hooray the first public announcement of his rejection of the F.O.?
LUCK PERVERT
So like
LUCK PERVERT
Allison
LUCK PERVERT
I need you to know that my first and very, very confused reaction was “wait what in the actual hell made this happen to Gortys”
LiberBEARian
hahahaha
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oh god I'm so sorry
LUCK PERVERT
NO IT’S FINE it was a very entertaining moment
book of thot
lmao oh man Ford's thoughts are
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"oh."
book of thot
"well, he's talking about it, that's good. that kind of thing is very embarrassing and hard to cop to, so gj?"
book of thot
"....but I ain't got time for that"
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that being engaging with the AMA
LiberBEARian
Honestly Ford, who even does
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not rly in a place where he wants to either extend understanding or make a hard condemnation
book of thot
besides YOU'RE ONE OF THE EMPIRE BADGUYS and WAIT, YOU MEAN RETURN OF THE JEDI DIDN'T SOLVE EVERYTHING?
LiberBEARian
hahahaha
Lady Stardust
oh no Marmaduke <3 <3
anstaar
erskine will make him play alliance
LiberBEARian
anstaar : i love it.
anstaar
he has his priorities in order
for a price
phasma's tentatively proud of you, buddy
for a price
also props on calling him 'the commander' and not 'my dad who I literally a painful death for'
for a price
arranged^ somewhere
LiberBEARian
aw
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thanks phas'
skipthedemon
Hux: I've killed more people than anyone else on this ship. Missy: LOL
Lady Stardust
THANK YOU MISSSY
Lady Stardust
for being kind to Iris' angry ginger nephew
LiberBEARian
aw missy
anstaar
the sunk cost fallacy of taking over the world
LiberBEARian
bluecanary Luke Skywanker yeah well welcome to the fallout boy or something similar IDK but I promised to keep y'all in the loop. Hux is...actually doing surprisingly okay, I thought he'd be more of a wreck tbh. Damn supportive friends.
bluecanary
bill is learning a lot from this post.
bluecanary
nobody gives a shit about anything as long as you look like you're sad
M. Gustave
Harry feels legitimately and increasingly guilty about bringing the hammer down on Hux, but he still can't get over the fact that Hux is proud of bringing a massive death machine into production on time.
bluecanary
book of thot
bill you're on a redemption boat
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not a justice boat
LiberBEARian
Harry I am sorry
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He swears he's not trying to manipulate anyone
LiberBEARian
(unlike triangle boi up there)
M. Gustave
honestly Harry doesn't think Hux is the manipulative type. (he's met one. that one is his worst enemy on any plane of existence ever. he knows manipulators and he hates them.)
bluecanary
he's on a weenie boat
book of thot
listen Bill yes it's terrible but what are they gonna do, execute him for war crimes?
Luke Skywanker
oooh
bluecanary
absolutely not they should continue to be weenies so bill can use this mechanism for profit
LiberBEARian
anthologies I'm happy with whatever you want to toss my way! I'm actually on top of tags rn, at least on this post
LiberBEARian
bluecanary I mean here's a good shot to get a read on other people so really bill you should be thanking hux
Luke Skywanker
I'm so excited
bluecanary
he should! thank you hugs. for this present
LiberBEARian
you are welcome
Jay
awww, murder ginger
Jay
so boggled that no one's attacking him
LiberBEARian
seriously
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he was like
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okay now comes death toll
LiberBEARian
wait what
Jay
lol, welcome to the barge mentality, Hux XD
Jay
people generally only hold your evil actions against you if they personally traumatize them ;-)
Jay
and sometimes not even then... though that might be less lack of judging and more lack of actual trauma despite the actions involved
LiberBEARian
he's honestly not sure how to take that at all. he knew people were forgiving but damn he expected a little more anger his way
LiberBEARian
and he's still not sure if he wanted bodhi to know. because he figured the guy already knew the vague outline but that the details would send him spiraling into another panic attack
LiberBEARian
Though now that things turned out better than he expected he's wondering if he shouldn't have included him in anywa
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*anyway
Luke Skywanker
I think there's a bigger difference for folks between "I killed 0 people" or "I killed one person" and "I killed millions" and "I killed billions."
LiberBEARian
Oh yeah, totally.
Jay
though psst, Hosnian prime or one of the planets in the system was an ecumenopolis, if I remember correctly, so if he's going for total accuracy he probably ended hundreds of billions of lives, not millions ;-)
LiberBEARian
FFFF fuck
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Me and my assumed SW knowledge
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Terrible. Editing!
Mouth Powers
Sci-fi is so bad at scale lmao
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STAR WARS IN GENERAL is
LiberBEARian
holy shit
Luke Skywanker
yeah it's basically geography/physics/politics of "whatever's convenient in this moment"
Jay
yeeeeeep
M. Gustave
shall we assume that for every instance of "millions" in Harry and Hux's conversation, read "billions?"
Jay
sometimes their numbers are laughably low (3 million clones! As the main army! Of a galaxy spanning war! Fortunately they left it all vague enough it could be wanked very believably into 3 million non-individual units, b/c that wouldn't have even covered one front of WWII)
Jay
and others they're just incomprehensibly high... millions of planets in the Republic, hundreds of trillions of citizens....
Jay
What? The? Fuck?
Jay
it just... seems very intellectually lazy >.<
LiberBEARian
yeeeeah that's probably best. oy
LiberBEARian
Yeah it makes like. No sense.
LiberBEARian
The republic senate doesn't have enough chairs!
Jay
right?!
bluecanary
or
bluecanary
the entire senate and most of the plot of star wars basically just happens in a teeny tiny part of the republic and the rest of it is like
bluecanary
"wow theyre really goin at it huh"
bluecanary
"what's going on over there"
bluecanary
....I'm reminded of some EVE online videos i watched recently
bluecanary
wild stuff
Jay
lol
Luke Skywanker
omg Luke Skywalker and General Hux just like "yeah hmm, let's chat about our mutual misconceptions."
Luke Skywanker
/cries
Jay
not actually a galaxy spanning war, just a border skirmish with delusions of grandeur
bluecanary
The Scope - Rage Keepstar Under Siege
check this shit out though, this is all player vs player.
bluecanary
this took one real-world year and $8000 USD. the actual battle took a week real-time, 24 hours a day
bluecanary
eve is wild
Jay
wow, wth
Jay
I'm both horrified and impressed
bluecanary
thats basically my emotion
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
I think there's been an eve online movie made over the madness of that system
Jay
how many individual actual live humans were involved, I wonder....
fiercebadrabbit
Oh space opera scale...
fiercebadrabbit
But yeah, really amused that Bodhi doesn't get this
LiberBEARian
I'm so sorry bodhi
LiberBEARian
he'll probably reach out to you later when he's sure he's not going to be murdered
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and say 'hey I did this thing but I didn't want to let you know all the details of something you knew already'
Jay
I kind of love that Hux admitting publicly to murdering hundreds of billions has made him a bunch of friends and is probably going to end with Fives getting ripped a new asshole by multiple people. Gotta love the barge XD
LiberBEARian
hey I'm as confused as you are (and so is hux for that matter)
LiberBEARian
He's like
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'you understand I'm the villain in this, right??'
Lady Stardust
Hux wouldn't tell Iris who set this off, or Iris would be doing the ripping
LiberBEARian
But for what it's worth Hux won't name Harry or Fives
LiberBEARian
Mainly because he actually IS going like 'okay I wrote this in anger but now I'm legitimately confused and a bit worried because the barge is weird'
for a price
Hilda: /grabs loudhailer
BAD GUYS AND VICTIMS AREN'T MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE have a biscuit
Jay
not handing the clone over for an ass-ripping probably counts as significant personal growth, Hux!
Jay
(he likes Harry, not handing him over makes personal sense)
LiberBEARian
(whew! Excellent. yes he will not do the thing)
Jay
Fives will definitely not respond to Hux, but when I have the brain to actually work things out he might post taking responsibility for having kicked Hux in the metaphorical teeth over his shit.
Jay
He's kind of reading this and boggling at his fellow wardens all rushing to pat Hux on the head and tell him it's all right and strongly imply he shouldn't feel bad and no one should try to make him... when he thinks that's probably The Point, so why on earth is shaming him for it a bad thing? XD
Luke Skywanker
Luke, for one, wasn't intending him to NOT feel bad, just that no one should attack Hux for trying to improve.
Jay
but... no one attacked him for trying to improve? Harry certainly didn't
Luke Skywanker
Oh no, I mean, Luke has no idea what prompted it but it seems like if someone's going to kill Hux over what he's done they don't get the point of the barge?
book of thot
.....the more I think about it the more sure I am that Ford's reaction is just THE END OF RETURN OF THE SPACE WIZARD WAS A LIE
Jay
LOL
book of thot
WHAT DO YOU MEAN AN EVIL COUNCIL TOOK OVER, FUCK
book of thot
THAT'S TERRIBLE
book of thot
also, so is killing billions, but that's not the big issue here
Jay
of course, anyone who'd kill him over it would likely be an inmate, and they're under no obligation to get the point of the barge
Luke Skywanker
Jay : fair enough!
Luke Skywanker
spartabitch: oh honey we need to talk
Jay
... though if Krell or Palps showed up it would be really hard for Fives to refrain from murder
Jay
not that it wasn't with Tarkin and Ren, but even moreso
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Sand just thought he should probably like... unclench
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
heartattacks (or other attacks) would not help the situation
fiercebadrabbit
Bodhi may just come looking if he's not keeping their vague book chat schedule. But not right away. Because he's still upset about Fives, nevermind all this
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