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[mxtx] sudden thought: if somebody asked xie lian "did it hurt when you fell from heaven" he could truthfully answer yes
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... /slow clap
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this thought brought to you by shizun's crazy inner monologues, ruri you're amazing
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i wish i had a mind reader for shizun tbh. all that rapid fire panicking and no one to hear it...
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junk god: near-impossible to beat in a fight! trips and hurts himself multiple times!
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has shizun met shiho yet i wonder
takowiener
So cute...
le yifu
hahahhahaa
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he should...
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i would pay to see that tbh
takowiener
Tetoras gonna think he was abducted to get married and be like no
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murder xie lian fou
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i mean
le yifu
maybe there will be a mind reading event or something for shizun
takowiener
WAS HE
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wow don't murder xie lian he's died enough times already
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THE REASON HE'S WEARING A WEDDING DRESS is because he was trying to lure out a bride-abducting monster so the goal was, in fact, to get kidnapped
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xie lian, part-time matador
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oh no there's a fire in xianxian's heart
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so now lianlian is up to three not-quite-weddings
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i actually came back in here to say something else but i forgot what i was planning to say
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went on a wedding walk with a demon lord, got proposed to by a pyra, got a kowtow and a kiss from a necromancer....
le yifu
welcome to chroma
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there goes the last few shreds of his dignity
le yifu
his dignity
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both their dignity
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i'm sure xianxian has more dignity than lianlian anyway
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https://images.plurk.com/78xg9j5WTQKp5hTew8J87y.jpg also: matador
le yifu
A blushing bride!
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i can't believe you kowtowed to the heavens
le yifu
As it happens, it’s appropriate
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i mean, you're right
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and now my inbox is full of existential crisis
le yifu
sorry not sorry
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whyfi....
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i just keep picking random plurks to continue saying whyfi in
le yifu
I feel proud that we could come up with yet another horrible first meeting scenario
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you changed your name.......
le yifu
I did!
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i'm glad their first meeting will only ever be terrible
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this is now my awash plurk: i suddenly thought, should xie lian build a shrine in his and tristan's house, or find a different place for it so as not to have his nonexistent worshippers intrude on tristan's privacy......hm
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he's gonna be one of those people who picks at the computer keyboard with two fingers and types suuuuuuuuuuuper slowly
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tristan wouldn't mind it! it's xie lian's place now too he should definitely leave his mark on it!! X-(
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also i realized while i had him tell shizun the lian in his name was the lian for love it'd have been more accurate for him to say it was the lian for pity....oh well
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oh thanks tristan
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TIME TO BUILD A SHRINE TO HIMSELF this'll be very difficult in a place with no incense sticks or currency
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or any shrine-related paraphernalia probably
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also he isn't the best artist so he'll probably put up a badly-drawn representation of his god image and hope it does the job
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maybe nero can help with that...
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an artist...!
♠ harmacist
let her draw someone that isn't herself for a change...!!!
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if she could make a small statue that'd be even better...though honestly he'd be embarrassed to ask
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tristan would encourage him to ask anyway...if only because he knows she'd never pass up the opportunity to show off
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he's...he's a very poor god...nobody even remembers him anymore.....he'd have to actually say something like "can you make an image of the xian le prince, he looks exactly like me but cooler"
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xie lian...
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https://images.plurk.com/5p25Eq0BM6ksnxV8nxABZ8.jpg seriously though
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damn
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i love this picture
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but also if current xie lian commissioned a statue like that he'd probably feel embarrassed every time he looked at it
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is there something he isn't embarrassed about--
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his injuries don't bother him, the curse marks on his skin don't bother him, if another man caught him naked he wouldn't bat an eye, he could go begging on the street or do street performances without any shame, he'll eat off the floor without hesitation
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the kinder you are to him the more awkward he'll feel...though in canon hua cheng does it so naturally he eventually starts taking it for granted himself and then starts feeling bad whenever he catches himself doing it
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jfc xie lian...just...
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please love yourself more
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no
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he broke 800 years ago he's not gonna love himself that easily
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trash life
le yifu
Xianxian can draw him something for the shrine
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what a kind husband
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let's see, what do you need for a shrine again...
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besides statues, portraits, and incense? maybe a censer for burning spirit money?
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i got distracted and found a line where it said "it was the first time someone had said 'not bad' to him and that made him feel weird"
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but yeah a censer, incense, an offering box...
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oh and a thing to kneel on
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i guess that's optional
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technically the offering box might also be optional if there's no money...just donate food
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honestly, statues and a place to burn incense are the bare essentials anyway (source: we've got two of these shrines in our house)
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true true
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looking at the stuff he collects in canon, it'd be fun to get a fortune holder thing--he probably won't but the idea of him collecting random junk around town and makeshifting things is also amusing
le yifu
He might need a fairy godmother quest for incense
le yifu
There will be something wrong with it too, if he goes that route
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time to grant some wishes
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i wonder what could go wrong with incense....maybe it smells funny
le yifu
Clouds of choking smoke
le yifu
Pink smoke
le yifu
Hallucinogenic
le yifu
Aphrodisiac
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aphrodisiac
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le yifu
Oh boy
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maybe the incense can turn out to be sparklers
le yifu
That would be cute!
le yifu
Would make for a festive shrine
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right!
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he'll put his shrine together, light his first incense, go ??????? what is this
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now to have him learn about quests
le yifu
Wwx can grant him a wish if you like!
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kindest husband
le yifu
As an apology for his shenanigans
le yifu
Anything for his wife
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wow
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i like how both lianlian's "castmates" keep jumping to conclusions about him...except wifi keeps voicing his out loud, whereas lianlian has no idea what shizun is thinking and for all i know shizun will still think he's a girl a week from now
le yifu
Hahahah
le yifu
He needs a change of clothes for sure
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gotta find pants....
le yifu
One thing I really like to do in rp is have characters intelligently come to the wrong conclusion
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i love that too it's so fun
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especially if the misunderstanding spreads to other cr
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"why aren't you worried about monster attacks"
"have you tried praying to the gods, they'll help"
le yifu
It’s worth pointing out that there are naked portraits and sculptures of Nero everywhere in wwx’s townhouse
le yifu
Most of them made by the lady herself, some of them by wwx
le yifu
The men’s bathhouse has a naked portrait of her as well
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ah
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until he meets nero he's gonna wonder if wifi is just really desperate
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why does pyra hurt
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rp is hard and i'm tired
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time to tag more stuff
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