I just did the math and I'm reasonably certain that Miles (the dog) has 36.7 millions hairs on his body

This is supposing he has a similar hair density to as husky (he's part spitz breed) of 80,000 hairs per square inch

I found a chart that helped me figure out his surface area is probably 3.2 feet

sometimes you just get an idea and you need to follow through

fucking hell

and what shall you do with this information, sam

thats a hairy lad

for context for others, I went upstairs to get dressed when the idea was merely in the "I wonder" stages, and in the 10 minutes it took me to come back down Sam had mapped out a researched approximation of Miles' square footage

and was tabulating his density

fgsdfgdfg

just so like

you all know she's a crazy person