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nothing inspires Fear so much as a tag titled “sometime after magical Alisa marathon” from owlie
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WE ARE MAKING UP THE PLOT OF THIS AS WE GO TBH
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it is currently some mashup of the actual magical Alisa scenario book, magical girl lyrical nanoha, and madoka magica god help us
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That's the best way to do it tbh
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things I know:
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Alisa’s pendant and the demon prince’s.... something are jewels from Another World
Mona, the mascot and also the Kyubey, wants to collect all those jewels
The demon prince is not named Rean in this incarnation because that’s too obvious but he does look kind of similar to Rean and Rean has definitely cosplayed him
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https://images.plurk.com/4Nhkqute59k8O110OHicMb.jpg eren’s time has come
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MONA’S NOT EVIL IT JUST HAS BLUE AND ORANGE MORALITY
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which. I will tag when I’m not neck deep in rollover emails, turns out I actually have work today
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also ordιne ♞ Crow needs to watch this with Rean
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i await your return
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HE WOULD
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also Rean made little Mona ornaments for Christmas and gave one to Souji
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He'd also read the whole wiki out of boredom
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please consider Crow and Eren arguing about this fucking magical girl anime
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God
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eren would argue his life for magical alisa
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Well if your information is wrong then
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Elliot slightly in the distance watching three nerds in a heated debate about magical girls like
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3 grown men with at most 24 collective abs all arguing about magical alisa
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👌👀
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omfg
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I"M CRYING
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HE"S GLAD YOU"RE...BONDING???
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I GUESS??
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"It could be transformers I guess"
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eren would also give his life to argue about transformers
Yuff
we know Eren
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Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Tien
eren is this but with transformers
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I'M A JEDI AGAIN MOM
also eren with transformers
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KFSDJKLFSD YES. YES, THAT IS HIM EXACTLY
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probably eren: stares at a bumblebee mask and toy weaponry at a store
also eren: runs into friend’s house screaming aUTOBOTS RoLL OuT and punches a hole in the wall
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EREN
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EREN. PLEASE
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does this to mochi to extract revenge
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EREN
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EREN JAEGER YOU SIT DOWN OR WE DONT GO TO THE TOY SECTION AT TARGET
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THE STORE WITH THE TARGET SYMBOL
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would whip out the argument that they are not toys they are collEcTABLES but would sit down anyway
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honestly mochi did tie him up in their basement and turn him into a weird fetish reindeer so if he's gonna punch a hole in their wall rean's not about to stop him
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Elliot lives there too you know
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punches a hole in the wall
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gently pays for it and gets them five acs
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FIVE ACS
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Eren just damages mochi home so he can use it as an excuse to spoil Elliot
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"oh no i spilled my drink, time to buy you a fucking roomba"
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OMFG HE WOULD
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eren!!
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eren’s friends: (breathes)
eren: https://images.plurk.com/3Mo6058bfs1T4T2KxMRuyC.jpg
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watch crow doesn't know how much that shirt he got was worth
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blind to eren's rich ass
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crow
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that was gucci how do you not
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https://images.plurk.com/1y2zeyZwSdUH2bd1uc8pan.png also exhibit a on eren , his calling as a sugar daddy
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Eren please, he tied you up like a kinky reindeer he doesn’t deserve ten gallons
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Three, okay, but ten
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eren’s gonna lick him before he runs out of the basement they’ll be even again
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I’m not even kidding
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...Eren why
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this is personal
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Listen. Rean likes you a lot. He considers you a good friend. But also, what the ever loving fuck.
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Eren you can't just lick people who slight you
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eren does tho
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comes back here just to laugh into hands about how Into magical alisa eren is
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which magical girl anime am I even pulling the plot from at this point? idk fucking All Of Them
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I’m just using madoka I don’t even CARE
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eren during the next few months: buys all the magical alisa figurines
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https://images.plurk.com/3WYHWq7z2aSkUWi4XJWl3F.jpg May I remind you that this is the would-be villain/rival and that this is who Rean aspires to be deep down
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rean
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if you share ur cosplays
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eren will share his mecha fantasies
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like paying for an actual mecha suit
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EREN
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT SELF CONTROL IS
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no
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W-well, so long as it’s JUST a fantasy, right...?
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stares quietly at the closet
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yeah........ sure
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hey eren, bet rean's cosplay kicks the crap out of your mech suit cosplay
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crow don’t you dare start shit
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whats a little friendly competition
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Crow no don't do this
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listen you can compete all you want but don’t drag him into it!!
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But this needs you!
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HE DOESNT WANT TO BE THE TARGET OF EREN RAGE CROW
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eren doesn’t take challenges lightly rean
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gestures to akira and eren’s curse in finding ways to lick him
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he didn’t ask for this
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he explicitly asked for not this
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Let him help you cosplay Rean
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you're never allowed to help if your help is going to pit him up against eren
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oh :c
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