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[family newsletter] We finished writing it over the weekend. I'll post it later on but highlights are in here;
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-Sergio and I were married this past June at the Satanic Temple. All our close friends and family were in attendance. It was beautiful
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-Mom visited a psychic in Salem the last time that she was up here and my dead father had some Things to Say About That
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"Stop spending my 401k on that shit!"
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-Mom led the headline with her broken hand because it was a slow news year and she felt she needed to add some drama to the mix
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-Brother's dog Oskar was legitimately voted the 'perfect specimen of a havanese' by his vet so he got highlighted this year and all the other dogs got jealous
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-we put in some jokes about Good Aunt's charities and her dogs.
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-literally NO MENTIONS of Bad Aunt and her family. Mom decreed it so
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even when they were THERE FOR THE THINGS WE DID THAT YEAR
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the shade in this family
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-Little brother did cast his shade on Good Aunt for her fake newsletter from last year
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but we stuck it on the back page instead of leading it with the headline like he wnated
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as well as a "how to spot fake newsletters" as written by us
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anyway yes it was good
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that sounds fabulous
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it was good. not as funny as last year but I'm happy we got it done
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c:
Luke Skywanker
I'm glad you did it!
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Me too! Woof.
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No more photo finishes pls
Luke Skywanker
I gotta say I so admire you guys' attitude towards your dad. It makes me feel hopeful. IDK why. I hope it is healthy for y'all.
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<3 it is. And thanks man. My dad was great and I like honoring his memory this way
Luke Skywanker
<3
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