simple dog
Here's Spider-Man with a mild side of Peter Parker at the Mines Log!
simple dog
He's just doin some super-heroing mostly, but I'm down for whatever y'all cook up in your brain (unless it's like "lets make a porn down here", to which I say a terrible life choice no)
ᴡʜᴇᴇʟᴇʀ.
let's make a p-
ᴡʜᴇᴇʟᴇʀ.
oh
STEPH 2.0🔪
I think ur definition of terrible life choices and mine are v different
simple dog
And that’s why you’re skullpoopl
simple dog
Also no porns I can’t believe y’all THIS IS A SERIOUS SITUATION!!!!
STEPH 2.0🔪
life is only serious if you make it that way
ᴡʜᴇᴇʟᴇʀ.
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
clara does not understand your spongebob reference, childe
simple dog
too bad it's happening
simple dog
shame on you for not knowing the bob
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
she likes her other nickname better
simple dog
too bad you slapped my hand
simple dog
now you're the hash slinging slapper
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
too bad you touched her shoulder
simple dog
I'M TRYIN TO HELP PEOPLE NOT GO BLIND CLARA!!!
simple dog
NOT EVERYONE HAS COOL GOOGLES!!!
simple dog
he's gonna go crawl off on the ceiling bye
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
clara to peter: “man I met spiderman and he’s a handsy dick”
simple dog
LOL
simple dog
it's okay he's used to it
simple dog
he listens to JJJ's radio station every day
simple dog
because he apparently hates himself
simple dog
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
slaps some self love right into him
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
she has more than enough
simple dog
SO MANY AGGRESSIVE LADIES IN HIS LIFE
simple dog
at least she's not sable
simple dog
trying to shoot him one minute and high-fiving him violently the next
simple dog
small mercies
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
he'd have to do something really shitty to get an actual intentional harming okay
simple dog
he'll be a good boy
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
she's really a gentle and tender soul
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
wow stop trying to woo older woman with your posing
simple dog
HOW BOUT THIS
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
insert "this is what peak performance looks like" copypasta
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