Walker
@WorldwalkerPure
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:04 AM
So, back to that classic Light Novel series that taught us that White Wheat can be eaten by humans!
Walker
@WorldwalkerPure
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:04 AM
The two latest offenses: first, they went mushroom picking
Walker
@WorldwalkerPure
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:05 AM
he off-handedly described a mushroom as 'looking like something from a manga, being bright red with white spots'
Walker
@WorldwalkerPure
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:06 AM
and assured the readers that since this completely made-up mushroom, that does not exist outside of manga and fantasy novels, is safe to eat
Walker
@WorldwalkerPure
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:07 AM
second: they killed a bunch of monster buffaloes and brought them in to the guild to be dismantled
Walker
@WorldwalkerPure
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:07 AM
where he learned that literally no one has ever thought of eating organs before, they just throw them away
CrowsbeforeBros
@RShini
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:08 AM
Oh my god, that's so stupid and potentially dangerous
Walker
@WorldwalkerPure
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:08 AM
the second one isn't exactly bad, it just shows a distinct lack of interest in culinary history
Walker
@WorldwalkerPure
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:08 AM
but the first one
Walker
@WorldwalkerPure
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:08 AM
oh my god
hsumi
@hsumi
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:08 AM
...white wheat is so selectively bred by humans that it barely resembles the original wild grass. That's pretty asinine.
Walker
@WorldwalkerPure
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:08 AM
white wheat is what they call rice in this setting
Walker
@WorldwalkerPure
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:09 AM
they grow it in leftover plots of land as animal fodder
hsumi
@hsumi
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:09 AM
I assumed such, but the point still stands.
CrowsbeforeBros
@RShini
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:09 AM
fly agaric IS the red and white mushroom
CrowsbeforeBros
@RShini
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:09 AM
and fucking dangerous
Walker
@WorldwalkerPure
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:09 AM
yeah, the 'white wheat' and 'organ meat' things are just ignorant
Walker
@WorldwalkerPure
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:10 AM
the mushroom thing could actually get someone killed
Mica
@Micabean
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:12 AM
this plurk
Mica
@Micabean
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:12 AM
i'm going to write a poem
Mica
@Micabean
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:13 AM
White Wheat
Organ Meat
is ignorance a skill?
Fly Agaric
like Arsenic
When eaten, it can kill!
hsumi
@hsumi
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:14 AM
It'll definitely make you hallucinate, that's for sure.
CrowsbeforeBros
@RShini
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:14 AM
yeah, but the hallucinate and lethal dosage is not that far apart
CrowsbeforeBros
@RShini
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:16 AM
(not to mention the hallucinations alone may cause a fatal accident)
Rogal Dorn
@Grimdork
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 3:30 AM
what is this
Walker
@WorldwalkerPure
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 11:49 AM
The title of the series is Raising Children While Being An Adventurer
Horny on Main
@manikins
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 11:43 PM
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