
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
I’ve done so much research this week on marriage annulment, divorce, poisoning, and how horseback riding affects the hymen that my net history looks like I’m going to leave/murder Mike and run off with a cowgirl.

ᴇᴠɪᴇ
It was all for RP and al 19th century law at least ???

ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
100% amazing yes

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I know so much useless information about the 19th century now ;.;

StupidSexyV⚠der
lol

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.....are you not tho

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I am not

ᴇᴠɪᴇ
I kinda like the dude and it’s been 17 years so

ᴇᴠɪᴇ
A little late for annulment

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But think of the cowgirls, evie!

ᴇᴠɪᴇ
I love that you think I could get myself not one but multiple cowgirls

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I believe in your corralling ability

ᴇᴠɪᴇ
But in my powers of seduction, we all have questions

ᴇᴠɪᴇ
Cowgirls are out of my league

ᴇᴠɪᴇ
I’m more “questionable punk girls”

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that does call the hymen question into... question

ᴇᴠɪᴇ
Well someone already confirmed for me it does stretch and/or break the hymen

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And doctors appear to agree on that point

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makes sense, it takes very little to break the hymen