KIПG DΛD
[PhanRift] Why am I doing this? Oh, that's easy. HE WON'T SHUT UP.
KIПG DΛD
huffs the most polite of demanding muses
Pasta and Sin
XD
KIПG DΛD
pokes at
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
&
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
I'm not even awake yet but I will get at this
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
and also slide it at asher
Pasta and Sin
If it helps, I also just finished throwing Jake there, too.
KIПG DΛD
Pasta and Sin
: LOL I saw! thanks to you Regis gets to rule over page two...literally, he's the top post 
KIПG DΛD
Pasta and Sin
: please do! \o/ Help me test the old man against someone BESIDES Nyxie
Pasta and Sin
XD
KIПG DΛD
oops, I meant to poke that at NAI
KIПG DΛD
headdesk
Pasta and Sin
Oh, I plan on throwing the tiniest murder boy at the king, too. XD
KIПG DΛD
well, hopefully murder boy doesn't mind being DADDED
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
ancient grandpa loves you, regis
KIПG DΛD
please don't give him a heart attack Zuzu. He hasn't made it to the ring quite yet. (give him about 2 mins)
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
I mean true but he has been WEARING it for some ungodly length of time
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
presumably he'd Know
KIПG DΛD
true, god if I am remembering right, current timeline says he would have been about 23 when he took the throne and he was 50 when he died so approximately 27 years, though with Epi Ardyn being set 30 years back, that might be changing. x.x
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
now I have to decide how to destroy izunia
Pasta and Sin
>>
KIПG DΛD
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
izunia internally: WHY DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF IN LANGUAGE THIS IS STUPID
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
I think I'd better give you cabin, again
KIПG DΛD
please get this poor man out of the snow and for Astrals sakes SOMEONE TAKE CARE OF HIS POOR HAND
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
gasps
Pasta and Sin
There you go, Regis. Have a twelve year old with a gun?
KIПG DΛD
you mean a 12 year old he gets to fuss over? wonderful! 
Pasta and Sin
XD
KIПG DΛD
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
: What are you doing up? LOL! But also, hey Ardyn someone who's NOT going to punch you!
KIПG DΛD
(he will just give you the LOOK)
KIПG DΛD
(you know the one)
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
/sshrugs loudly
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
please run into ardyn first because izunia is dying of emotion
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
KIПG DΛD
chokes OMG Ardyn....
KIПG DΛD
he just needs to learn how to open doors from a distance so he doesn't have to do so many aksdljfsaldkfjOMG WARP NOW takes
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
things ardyn almost said but didn't: a sentence comprised of at least three different conjugations of 'fuck'
KIПG DΛD
hahaha
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
poor Ardyn, this is not his dungeon
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
he's having a time of it
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
do you want the hug
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
because I think you're getting the hug
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
hug! hug! hug!
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
also someone else deal with Regis' hand because Nyx's knowlegde to deal with it is going to be field triage and that's....
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
gonna involve a hot kukri
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
corrals asher and cygna on disco
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
rationally Izunia knows this is a good way to get potentially stabbed but you know he's gonna take that risk?
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
hug.
KIПG DΛD
OMG Izunia... welp, his knee was hardly holding out as is was so we may be about to have a pile of kings on the floor. ah well, at least there are cuddles! LOL
KIПG DΛD
Fortunately, unless your name is Drautos/Glauca Regis isn't in too much of a stabby mood at the moment.
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
it's okay he's got you
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
KIПG DΛD
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
: look at this point he would TAKE that. not like there is a whole lot there to save. THANKS GLAUCA
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
oh poor poor Zuzu
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
and yeah that's.... that where Nyx is going to go with this, sorry Reg
KIПG DΛD
It's both touching as hell and amusing to hear Izunia call him child. saldkfjasdlfksdj
KIПG DΛD
I don't wanna think about how much blood he's lost. He's probably shocky as hell and just isn't feeling it because of the adrenaline.
Pasta and Sin
A hot knife is probably better than packing it with tobacco, which is what Jake is probably going to do with it >>
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
bfjkdsbhjdskf let the healers deal with this oh gods
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
for god's sake y'all ardyn has potions
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
so does izunia just
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
give him a minute
KIПG DΛD
...Regis probably does, but he's not going through the effort it takes for him to dig them out unless it's for someone else
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
and yeah, everyone who didn't already know finds out Izunia's age as he dads around a man who looks so much physically older
KIПG DΛD
that is part of the reason I was so amused by Zuzu calling him child
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
FIFTY IS YOUNG TO HIM
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
also he's gonna feed this whole cast
KIПG DΛD
ugg please feed him. I don't wanna think about how little sleep or food he had going into the treaty signing. x.x
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
please feed him Zuzu
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
you've seen Nyx's apartment.... what do you think he eats
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
both of you sit the fuck down and have some food
KIПG DΛD
you heard him, Nyxie. Sit down and eat
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
THAT ALSO MEANS YOU
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
YES IT DOES
KIПG DΛD
oh hush, he's fine. waves hand
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
puts a bowl of curry in front of him
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
eat.
KIПG DΛD
damn it, you had to go spicy. it's his weakness
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
c:
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
also I just realized that
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
forget izunia
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
Regis has a new great aunt, a fifteen year old blind girl
KIПG DΛD
oh boy...he's just getting adopted by everyone, isn't he?
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
more like izunia adopts everyone
KIПG DΛD
yes, yes he does
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
regis as superking izunia says now is not the time to be kinging
KIПG DΛD
I'm sorry, Izunia. do you have any idea how hard it is for him to turn the kinging OFF? You can blame Mors for drilling the responsibilities and control of a king into bitty Reggie's head
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
shhh. we are retired here
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
shhhhhhhhhhh now let him see your hand
KIПG DΛD
LOL gods, he's currently REFUSING to let Ardyn heal his hand because he won't cripple him no matter what he's done (and no matter if it will heal). Not gonna do it
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
I mean zuzu is no healer but at least let him dump potions on it
KIПG DΛD
potions he will accept and maybe something to help start replacing all the blood he lost for he drops over from shock. LOL
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
yeah they can work on that too
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
izunia shares armiger with one of the medics there's surely something in there
KIПG DΛD
oh nice! \o/
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
mind I imagine regis' eyes will grow three sizes to find out that that medic is his alien fwb
KIПG DΛD
LOL he will be shocked and then you will awaken the Regis from road trip times and he will give Izunia SO MUCH SHIT. Just wait
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
when has a lucis caelum ever been tame, Regis
KIПG DΛD
NEVER. Not even he was tame. he's is just very good at faking it when he needs to
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
exactly. It goes all the way back, you can rest assured
UnlimBrainWorms
OH...
KIПG DΛD
Morning Asher! \o/
UnlimBrainWorms
Good morning 
KIПG DΛD
Look, after he heard some guards talking about it, teen Regis decided throwing himself OFF THE TOP THE CITADEL to see how fast he could warp down and then DID IT AGAIN because he wasn't happy with the time. (AND DID IT AGAIN SPECIFICALLY TO PISS OFF DAD when Mors found out and forbid it)
KIПG DΛD
Happy Sad Kings' day? LOL
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
prompto please help him keep this troublemaker in bed until he recovers
UnlimBrainWorms
Prompto can't tell THE KING what to do!
KIПG DΛD
Spoiler: he doesn't have to TELL him anything. just apply puppy dog eyes. he's weak to them. LOL
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
^ literally what Izunia would suggest
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
"Just give him a sad look every time he tries to get up"
UnlimBrainWorms
Prompto: 8^8?
KIПG DΛD
Prom also has the added advantage of being able to engage in: Storytime Version: Noctis, because YOU KNOW Regis is going to want to know how the trip went
UnlimBrainWorms
"Advantage"
UnlimBrainWorms
Prompto's from probably the second-worst canonpoint for that question
KIПG DΛD
OH No....
UnlimBrainWorms
How do you explain to a sad dad that his son was eaten by a rock
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
... god is prompto going to trip over himself trying to not call Izunia "zuzu" in front of regis
UnlimBrainWorms
Look
UnlimBrainWorms
It's King Regis
UnlimBrainWorms
Prompto's going to trip over himself from the start and never get up
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
i mean yeah true but
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
(and Izunia will just shake his head a little and start feeding them. His spicy-loving family.)
KIПG DΛD
and this is where he starts quoting Izunia and saying he's retired right? So Prom can just relax?
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
please. keystone station royal retirement home.
KIПG DΛD
can they grandfather in 1.) (one) retired Glaive too?
UnlimBrainWorms
Prompto? Relax? hahahaonedirection.wav
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
of course, but good luck getting him to Do Retirement
KIПG DΛD
right he will just add that to his to do list along with finding a way to get Prom to RELAX LOL
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
at least he has co-conspirators now