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[Legends of Tomorrow] [Crisis on Earth-X] [And beyond]
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"I can't wait to tell Clarissa and Lily that I'm finally coming home"
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:|
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WOULD HAVE BEEN REAL EASY TO JUST DO THAT, SHOW
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godddd stein and caitlin
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alex and sara yes
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"How's your butt? I heard you fall out of bed this morning - "
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i'm fucking
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KARA IS SO SUPPORTIVE I LOVE HER
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"i COULD keep going with this ruse and use it to fuck the heroes over, OR i could completely destroy it an then kill myself"
spooky queer
earth-x was so good
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....if kara doesn't know about the arrow how did ollie even get kryptonite
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"I can't believe he's back!"
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i guess the legends never uh
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told him
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blah blah olicity drama don't care
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you know legends you could like.....go pick up your other teammates with badass super powers
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i know they didn't want this episode to be overstuffed but it's kind of glaring
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*crossover
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so far there's no reasons for these nazis to be nazis aside from tasteless shock value
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which, you know, i was expecting, but
goodnonsense
Yeah
skipthedemon
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
swoleregard
yeah it made me stop watching arrowverse for quite a bit and I still haven't picked any of the other shows back up :/
swoleregard
except for this year's crossover which was much better regardless of whether or not it had nazis (but also, lbr, was better without nazis)
skipthedemon
I have not watched that yet. At this point I'm only here for the Legends, anyway.
shobogan
Knowing this was coming was why I got stalled so hard on watching legends
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leonard
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at least there's a beacon here
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anyway the trend of making harribard ess nuanced in literally every appearance certainly continues
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i do appreciate iris getting to kick some ass
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"Come with me if you want to live." what a nerd, i love her
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"you're too weak to kill people!" taunt the villains, while the heroes.....kill lots of people
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i guess it doesn't count if they're not named characters
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(i'm not AGAINST the heroes killing in this situation but please make it consistent)
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you know when a story decision really pisses you off and you don't want it to turn you into a sobbing wreck but
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okay watching frost, amaya and zari kick ass together is pretty awesome
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....barry doesn't want to kill eobard so he just lets him fucking go?
sparklecap🌟
Barry is dumb. he's great and he's sweet but he's dumb about stuff sometimes
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(at one point I joked that Caitlin's warden Deal should be "can you make Barry Allen less dumb" but that is just. way too broad.)
shobogan
pffffffff
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it would probably also change the course of history a lot so i mean
skipthedemon
5x5 cells with unclear bathroom facilities for most metas? A ok in Barry's book. Eobard? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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"When you get a bunch of broken pieces and you put them together in the right way, it makes something new. Suddenly they don't feel so broken anymore. And I'm pretty sure that's what a family is."
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JUST LEAVE ME HERE
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yeeeeah the morality in the cwverse is
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yeah
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at least the legends were meant to be morally ambiguous fuck-ups
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"I know I'll always have a family here. With you guys." "Damn right, little brother." SARA 
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HI JOHN
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oh i should probably watch that arrow ep
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it'd be nice if constantine was on netflix
swoleregard
OH one thing the latest crossover did was solve the bathroom question
swoleregard
the Pipeline DOES have toiltes
swoleregard
toilets*
skipthedemon
oh well, good then. That bugged me
shobogan
well that's something at least
go rimbaud
i think constantine isn't on netflix because it's on dcu
go rimbaud
i could've sworn it was advertised for cw seed some time in the past year, but it wasn't there when i got a wild hair to watch all of pushing daisies
shobogan
the animated show is there but not the original
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apparently it's coming to netflix in august?
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but that could be wrong
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also i'm watching that arrrow ep and did john really just use a spell to clear some leaves
go rimbaud
probably
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jean voice: i approve
sparklecap🌟
why not use magic just because you can
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also the flashback bits lasting like less than a minute sure is a choice
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okay, nvm about netflix, that was last august and the movie
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so i thought that rescuing sara's soul would involve some interesting visuals and symbolism and character work but
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no they just fought some ninjas
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john immediately walks into the waverider, sees leo and is like GONNA HIT THAT
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god bless
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"It's Agent Sharpe. Or should I call her Ava?" lmao gideon
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well now i ship zari/gideon which i really should have seen coming