canon lurv vs rp lurv 
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canon lurv vs rp lurv
canon lurv vs rp lurv
𝔪𝔰𝔳𝔞𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔦𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔶🎔
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batman was gonna marry catwoman and then she stood him up at the altar and now he wears underwear on the outside of his pants again to cope
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he almost made out with wonder woman, my one true otp, when they were fighting an eternal battle together for like 50 years in another dimension but it was a comic book cop out because they stopped immediately beforehand as we all knew they would and said they couldn't
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i mean batman is a fuckin like top tier comic protag so he's had like two dozen different love interests over time but like catwoman and wonder woman are the big ships
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in rp my batman has never been laid not even once lmao
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IT'S HARD TO GET HIM TO FUCK IN RP, MAN
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HE'S BATMAN
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whenever i throw him into a game it's like... because he's such a paranoid fucko his main motivation always becomes "escape this horrible hell hole"
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and then he throws himself into that forever and personal relationships take a backseat and that has been my method for playing him BASICALLY SINCE I STARTED because it just feels wrong to go about it any other way!!!
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and i suppose if there was a ship in game the easiest route would be with people from his canon, because there's an established relationship there and he doesn't have to go through his fucking awful batman phase of vetting this new person out of his paranoia circle and into his trust circle
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oh there's also talia in canon, but like they're fucking mortal enemies now or something so w/e to that i guess BIG SHRUG
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AS FOR GERALT
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geralt loves yennefer end of story
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i mean they are casually poly so like there's a lot of casual fuckin that goes on but
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geralt has always been very open and honest that his heart belongs to yennefer
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AND I KNOW THE GAMES LET YOU ROMANCE TRISS BUT FUCK THAT THAT'S NOT EVEN AN OPTION
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whose wouldn't, yennefer is perfect
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also she's not a sex offender, triss
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𝔪𝔰𝔳𝔞𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔦𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔶🎔
GOD I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the only person i ship yennefer with more than geralt is me
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i relate to geralt because i too want yennefer to step on me.
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in the books geralt is very open with the fact that triss is a platonic friend to him
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a little bit of casual fuckin in the books, a LOT of casual fuckin in the games!
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BUT!! HE!! LOVES!! YEN!!!
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god ugh i know ugh
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UGH
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and like don't get me wrong like if you do the triss romance it's good and all and like a part of me likes it
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but the part of me that knows
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the part of me that is familiar with the canon can never accept it!
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i only just started rping him but he hasn't banged anybody yet
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he madeout with rapunzel in a meme
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but that's about it
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no casual rp fuckin yet
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ps tag me back with batman we'll make bangin happen im js
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LMAO right now in that scenario the only banging about to happen is gwen's frustrated head against a wall
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give it time
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that's a required step for all gwen's entanglements just ask severus snape
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tbf bruce wayne pretends to be a playboy banging all the hot models and lady reporters so if you ever wanted to go that route and play up the secret id you could at least get him laid maybe.
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i mean don't get me wrong, as i've mentioned MANY A TIME, batman is actually a big hoe
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it doesn't take much to fuck batman
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people wonder where the kids get it from. it's batman guys. it's always batman.
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like kiss him in the batman mask how can you keep the batman act up when you've got a boner
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he can't
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it's like welp i guess we have to fuck now i can't keep this up with this thing like this
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lmao
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bat-practicality
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honestly it takes like just the slightest bit of sexual provocation from a lady for him to drop the DARKNESS NO PARENTS ACT and be dtf
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true
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one thing bruce does not shut down is his libido
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i mean look at like every interaction with selina
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who needs feelings when you can just bang
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she knows it
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she uses that very fact against him every time they meet
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and he falls for that shit hook line and sinker
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it's like
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batman: SELINA U CAN'T DO A STEAL
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catwoman: 
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batman: 
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and yet selina keeps the secret for him. bruce she may not want to marry you, but she clearly wants that all to herself.
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yeah she's no fool you don't give up a secret like that
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I have the books but need to read them 
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i need to really give them a solid read, i've like... skimmed them at best
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I'm not sure which order they go in but I have three? or two I can't remember
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last wish, sword of destiny, blood of elves, time of contempt, baptism of fire, and tower of the swallow i think?
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i could be wrong about that
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okay I only have Sword of Destiny and Blood of Elves
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Guess that means I need to buy the rest c;
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i think you have the first two, but chronologically last wish comes first? cause that's the story of how geralt and yen meet
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and then the next three books after blood of elves are about geralt and ciri
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baby girl
baby girl
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my absolute fav
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kill 2 birds with one stone and do a thread with yourself where geralt fucks batman
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DO IT OR UR A COWARD