Friends that Tinder...how do I bio?

I always do a joke

My current Bumble bio is “a buzzfeed quiz once told me I’d be a billionaire by thirty, so you might wanna lock me down early”

"Aspiring sexy librarian. Likes breakfast, 90s television, and true crime. Will befriend your pets."

1. What do you want out of tinder?
2. A conversation starter
3. Something to drive away creeps/sexists