I also want at least one Christmas movie in which Christmas needs to be saved to acknowledge how often this happens. The last one I watched said "well, you're the first human helpers I've ever had!" instead of "don't worry about it, I haven't gotten through more than a quarter of my route without needing to get some human to take over for forty years"

tbf, it later turned out that Santa was lying and just wanted to make a kid believe in himself

liar liar pants on fire

I was watching GiantBomb play the new Darksiders game and they came to a puzzle where they needed three swords placed into holders to continue. And the protagonist character started bitching about it.

"It's always three! three swords, three stones, three blah blah blah!"