[family and relationship bullshit] We played Dirty Scrabble last night.

Dirty Scrabble is like regular scrabble except for a few caveats;

1. You need to be drinking or drunk

2. You can use proper nouns, acronyms, place names, insults, etc, so long as you can defend what they are and provide an explanation for them

3. No misspellings or "it's how you spell this word if you were concussed"

4. If it makes Mom laugh out loud, you can use it.

The final board.

We couldn't play this when dad was alive because he'd bitch about it not being a test of word skill but the point is to fucking laugh, not sit there to prove you're intellectually superior

y'all wild

stepguy is my fav too

Stepguy was mine! I cleared all 7 letters and won the game at 248

I'm like "Look mom, it's my new dad!" and played it

bless

It becomes less a test of "what words can I think of" and more "how can I get the most points and fuck over my competitors" which I think is the best way to play scrabble

I also put down Soiree in the middle. It was all of 8 freaking points but I thought it was a cool word and I needed to ditch some vowels

Sergio put in things like Noob and the blank tile up there which was the FHWA, or the Federal Highway Administration.

I wondered who put in Noob

Oh my god

"ew" is my favorite.

I just heard "ew" became legit!

(FINALLY)

excellent!!