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Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:43 PM

[Heroes in Crisis] And the plot fails to twist. Step up your game, DC

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:43 PM

Also, if we know that these characters died in the first issue then why do we give a damn about their individual therapy sessions

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:44 PM

You spent a full quarter of your comic on Lagoon Boy.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:45 PM

Despite the fact that he's very pointedly not relevant to the rest of the storyline because he dies.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:45 PM

Oh

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:45 PM

Also

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:45 PM

Wally West dies when Harley Quinn hits him in the back of the head with a hammer.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:46 PM

And, like literally everyone thought, Booster Gold was 100% innocent.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:48 PM

Also

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:48 PM

Sanctuary operates stupid.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:49 PM

All of the heroes wear white robes with gold masks to hide their identities from each other.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:50 PM

When they do therapy sessions it's just... them going to a holodeck and choosing what they want to do.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:50 PM

Which, apparently for most of them, is simply to relive their traumas over and over and over.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:50 PM

This isn't a healthy way of handling things

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:51 PM

Also, it assumes that you know everything about Wally West and why he'd try to spend time with his family.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:52 PM

Or why Booster Gold's a little broken.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:53 PM

And this is just overall... filler.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:53 PM

That's exactly what this is. A filler issue.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:54 PM

The only page that's important to the story is the second to last one.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:54 PM

Nothing else, and I mean this in the most honest, literal sense, but nothing else in this entire issue is important.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:55 PM

It's all just fluff that could've been explained in a single page.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:56 PM

"This is Sanctuary, where we give heroes the tools they need to recover from their mental and physical injuries. We use Kryptonian holograms in order to help them help themselves. To protect their identities from one another, they wear golden masks and white robes."

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:56 PM

Bam, done.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:57 PM

Ugh. I'm just gonna go read He-Man vs. Injustice.

6LilacMimeLions

@kadath

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:57 PM

because no one will ever recognize voices!

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:58 PM

tbh, who cares about Red Devil enough to memorize his voice?

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:59 PM

That's another problem here. Everyone at Sanctuary is a C or D-lister.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 3:59 PM

Except Wally West.

6LilacMimeLions

@kadath

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 4:01 PM

i'm willing to suspend disbelief pretty far for cape comics but "this system would utterly fall apart in the face of one bad actor" makes me tired

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 4:02 PM

There's also Batman. Who secretly recorded everyone's therapy sessions while telling Clark and Diana that they were erased.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 4:02 PM

And now those sessions are being leaked to the press.

6LilacMimeLions

@kadath

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 4:02 PM

SEE

6LilacMimeLions

@kadath

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 4:02 PM

SEE

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 4:16 PM

ALSO

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 4:16 PM

The AI is very obviously not good enough to handle the issues that some heroes bring

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 4:16 PM

Case in point

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 4:16 PM

Wally West

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 4:16 PM

There because he realized his uncle punched time and erased his children.

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 4:17 PM

So when he uses the holograms to bring his wife and kids back to life so he can be around them, it's constantly asking him questions like

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 4:17 PM

"What is it about Linda? Why Jai? Why Iris? Why do you need them?"

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 4:18 PM

Computer: Hm. Patient is suffering from mental trauma over losing his family. I'd better handle this delicately.
Computer: WHY DO YOU NEED A FAMILY, WALLY

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 4:18 PM

Computer: WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ABOUT THEM

Platinum

@Platinum

Wed, Nov 28, 2018 4:18 PM

Computer: BEEP BOOP, I AM A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL.