I need to quickly plurk about this dream for posterity. 
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I need to quickly plurk about this dream for posterity.
I need to quickly plurk about this dream for posterity.
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So with all this apartment stuff going on, I had a dream with some pretty on-the-nose themes...
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Specifically, in this dream, Red and I both just lived at my parents' house instead of my parents living there, and I walked out into the back yard to see that some dudes were mowing my lawn...
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And I was like, aw shit... they removed the fence between my neighbor's property and ours, so maybe it's the neighbors and they don't know they shouldn't mow this far over?
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So I go up to talk to one of the guys mowing the lawn and I quickly realize that there's kind of a language barrier between me and him, so he's hard to understand.
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But I'm also asking him what he's doing over here and telling him that he needs to go back to the other lawn, and he's being weird and dodgy about it and like, agreeing to things but then just going on mowing anyway...
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So I'm trying my best to get it across to him that he should not be mowing my lawn, when Red comes out and starts asking what's going on, and I quickly shoo them back inside the house because I don't want them to worry about it.
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But after trying again and failing to get this guy to go away, and after seeing that there's another guy just mowing away on another part of the lawn, I give up and go back inside to get backup.
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So I go and talk to Red, and Red reminds me that we still need to get SOMETHING for our wedding.
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And I'm like, oh yeah, our wedding is in a week. When am I going to get a dress?
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Oh, and... We should probably pick a venue.
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And also tell anyone that we're getting married.
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...Man, a week seems like a really short timeframe.
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And at some point my brain was like, "...Hey, don't most people plan weddings for MONTHS? This seems wrong."
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So now I'm preoccupied with my wedding being in a week (wtf) and I head back out of my house to see that people are now setting up a WHOLE FARMER'S MARKET in my backyard
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It was like a big ol' craft fair with white tents being pitched and for some reason Adam Sandler was the guy up at the front of my driveway with a table taking money for admission tickets jdfslddmfklsd
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So I'm like... What... what the fuck is all this...???
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EXCUSE ME SIR
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and I go over and try to talk to important looking people but like, everyone is like "oh yeah, it's the fair! we've been planning this for months!"
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and I'm like... no one told me??
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pretty sure I never gave permission for it to be in my back yard???
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you all need to leave?????
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but no one would listen to me so eventually I left and started calling the police... because that's what I do in dreams when I need help and can't think of what else to do, lmao
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I walked to like, a local Chipotle or something and sat down and dialed 911
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and the operator picked up like "hello yes, this is the police, how can I help you"
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so I told them that I'm not sure if they could help me, but that there were a bunch of people (and now a huge crowd of people coming in off the street) set up at this... fair in my backyard, but no one will give me any documentation or license or proof that I agreed to this, so could someone... come... get them out of there?
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and the guy on the phone was like, "Oh yeah, we could do that for you... But we'll have to cut power to everything in a two-block radius of your house. A local Qdoba will be affected. Are you okay with that?"
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And I'm like, ..........yes? Yes, I think I am??
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Why are you asking me!?
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Yes, do it??
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and the guy on the line asks me if I can see the Qdoba from my house and I try to tell him I'm not at my house, but I could like, go back... and check...? if it's really important?
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so I do go back to my house and I go back through the street fair that's filled my driveway jdfskld
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and back upstairs towards my room, where I hear this despairing wail...
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it's Red, under a mound of blankets in the bed, crying...
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and I pulled up the blankets and was like... hey buddy... how's it going...
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and Red starts tearfully trying to explain that there's people in the front of the house and they don't know what to do and they tried to talk to someone and and and...
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so I just djfklsd I kind of sigh and go like, "shh I'll take care of it......" and just COVER THEM BACK UP with the blanket
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just... leave that in there...
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let it be sad...
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and then I woke up sjdfskldfsdj
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It's like my home is filled with things and people I can't control right now. 
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that's a mood
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it sure is!